I am Haunted&Bedeviled by the matter of pronouns

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

sometimes you just want to look at the qing dynasty jadeite cabbage again

if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

this is one of the most important posts on this website, how the hell does it only have 26k notes after all these years

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

I don't mean this to imply I categorize zack fox alongside the likes of yung gravy and bbno$ but he does make me feel a similar sort of endearment aggression. not Condescending endearment aggression as with the former two, who I want to keep in gerbil cages, but not Nothing

I think I just feel violent when men know they're funny

one thing i wanna say though is data centers being built in rural areas is environmental racism + classism so when i see ppl bitching about locals bitching about data centers im like oh it’s literally because it’s not your backyard being demolished and your air not being polluted and your waterways not being ran dry and your soundscapes not being raised to unhealthy decibels ….

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

Oh my god i have never seen the picture before

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

here in my kitchen just bought this uh new grass fed non homogenized organic milk here

ok but why is there a man being held at gun point

here in my living room, i got this uh, hostage situation here

47 bullets in my gun account

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite