I am Haunted&Bedeviled by the matter of pronouns

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

mitch mcconnell said world cup is going so bad someone unplug me

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault