I am Haunted&Bedeviled by the matter of pronouns

ALCOHOLIC IN BALD DOG WORLD: I could go for some skin of the dog right now

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

the way trans folks innocuous jokes get misinterpreted and turned into discourse should be studied. a while back i remember seeing jokes like "if you know my deadname no you dont" or "closing my eyes when sending my trans friend money so I dont read their deadname" well some folks must have seen those jokes and thought "ohh its transphobic to know someone's deadname" and thats why this year i saw someone in an argument say "why would you, as their partner, know their deadname? 🤨" huh??

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

oh i feel so low… if there was only a tutorial for a bunny like me to learn how to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.