I am Haunted&Bedeviled by the matter of pronouns

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

holy shit

the fact that putting a vibrator on your nose makes you sneeze implies a whole world of semivoluntary effects that can occur from using it on different parts of your body but as far as I know it's just the two

posts like this are why you should all be thankful i don't have a sideblog