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every teenager is right that music is more important than anything else in the WORLD!!!!!

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

burnout from not doing anything

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

every day I wake up and it's like, wow what a strange time to be alive. anyways gotta go to work