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masterpost of men, apples, and weights

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Do you watch stand-up? Your jokes are great! :)
* i am the stand-up
What 'dere' are you? Plus, can I have a kiss? I know you don't have lips but yolo.
* uh, d-dandere? maybe? that stuff is more Alphysā and Undyneās area, heh* non so sure about a kiss, youāre welcome to try i guessĀ
Sans, I knittedĀ you something! *hands a knitted sans with a visible red heart on his jacket* It's for you. You deserve it!
* thanks buddy* i love it
Why even try?
* because papyrus would want me to

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Sans What would you do if Frisk took your sweater
* i uh, havenāt seen them in ages and frankly donāt ever want to again.
* but if they did iād probably be... very disturbed.Ā
* not really on good terms with the kid, heh.Ā
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i farted around with perspective with NO REFERENCE
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He is beautiful.
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Can I have a hug
* ācourse you can buddyĀ
( quick update post.Ā
RPs are not going to be happening on this blog anymore! HOWEVER, i will still accept asks!!Ā
Any RPs that are currently going on will be moved onto @chrysansthemum SO if you enjoyed keeping up with them, head over there!Ā
and feel free to send some asks to this blog! I promise ill get to them eventually!Ā
not very long story short, this blog is now an ASK ONLY blog! )

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Ā Ā Ā āš¶Iāll be there right from the start, Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Iāll be there when you fall apart, Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā I am the smoke in your disguise~š¶ā
Heās singing; doesnāt seem like he knows anyoneās around.
@trombonedā
Tb didnāt make any sound to signify his presence. He just stood there, his mouth slightly open in awe, as he listened to Jazz sing. He had to keep himself from mumblingĀ āholy shitā under his breath. He had no idea Jazz could sing.
Once Jazz had finished, Tb still said nothing. He just stood there with wide eyes, and a clear baby blue blush on his cheeks. He was mystified by the singing he just heard. He was absolutely in love. There was no other way to describe it.
Clusterfuckpocalypse
FA: sure he is a little weird
FA: and kinda scaryā¦
FA: but!! im sure heās a nice guy underneath his dark and edginess
GA: A nice guy? I donāt exactly agree with ya.
GA: Butā¦Iāll go with your judgement for now. If youāre willinā tā give the guy a chance, I guess I can give āim one too.
GA: Though about thā game thingā¦hold on, Iāll get a connection goinā. Just sit tight for a bit, okay?
Ā Ā With that, Jazz looked to his computer; seemed like it was ready to roll. Thus, without any hesitation, he took the server CD and put it in his computerās disk slot. The loading screen was quite intricate, to say the least. At least the creators made something pretty for the player to look at while they waited for the disk to load. Once it was finished, however, the computer did the rest of the work. Loadingā¦loadingā¦aha! A connection! This should be the one to connect him to Tb.
Ā Ā But oh, if only he knew what hell the game he was going to play was about to bring onto the world. Not only that, but several universes at once were to lack an earth extremely soon - uncomfortably soon. A part of his gut was almost a bit nervous to connect to Tb, but he did so anyway. Elsewhere in space, meteors made their way to Tbās location, far enough for him to not be in imminent danger but close enough to give a sense of danger. Not like anyone knew about it, though; itād be surprising if anyone did.Ā
Ā Ā As soon as his computer connected to Tb, his facial expression was that of confusion. This person on his screen looked exactly like him. Given, there were some differences, but a spitting image of him was mostly there. This was weird. He had no idea what was going on right now. For one, he wasnāt sure if he should believe that his computer was accessing Tbās houseā¦and secondly, he wasnāt sure if he should believe that the monster on screen was Tb in the first place. But heād bite. Heād ask. If his boyfriend was actually him, he was going to scream.
GA: Connected to ya!
GA: Wow, this room ās really clean. But, uhā¦
GA: ā¦Yyyyeah, I need you to answer a question for me. This is really freakinā me out.
GA: Yā go by Tb, but is it your real name?Ā āf itās notā¦your real name doesnāt happen to be Sans, does it?
Tb watched as his computer made it known that he and Jazz were now connected. He spun his chair around absentmindedly, before noticing the Pesterchum window was blinking. He pulled it up and read over the messages Jazz had sent, confusion flooding him. One, about being able to see his room, and knowing his real name. Itās not like Tb was keeping it from Jazz, he just, never went by it any more. He didnāt really think it mattered.Ā
GA: Wow, this room ās really clean. But, uh⦠GA: ā¦Yyyyeah, I need you to answer a question for me. This is really freakinā me out. GA: Yā go by Tb, but is it your real name? āf itās notā¦your real name doesnāt happen to be Sans, does it?
FA: uhhh.. yeah! it is... FA: iāve found itās easier to just go by a nickname FA: how did you know? did the game tell you somehow??
Tb shifted in his chair, kind of uncomfortably. He was a bit lost, and wasnāt sure what to do next. With the game or otherwise. He hadnāt talked too much abut his past life to Jazz. He kind of really needed a fresh start, and he just happened to fall in love with one of the first people he had reached out to. They had been dating for quite a while now. But it felt like eternities. And honestly, Tb never wanted it to end.
Maybe it was about time to talk more about his past and just who he was. But he was just going to try to enjoy the game for right now, and whatever it brought upon the world. But, if Jazz had any further questions, heād be happy to answer.Ā
mun do u even play the trombone
( nope! never been very interested in playing music myself. The URL is more for sans and the sake of the pun. I forget who exactly gave me the idea for it, but thank you! whoever did!! )
HELLO!
Send me a HELLO and i'll answer... | accepting
If we kissed:
[] This wouldnāt happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[x] Again, again.
[x] Kiss you back.
[x] Letās take this to the bedroom.
[] Slap/Push you away.
[] Be confused
If you asked me out Iād say:
[] Um no.
[] Iām taken-
[] Sure.
[x] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
Can we cuddle?:
[] No.
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[x] YES. !!
Sex?:
[] Letās do it.
[] No. You canāt handle my d.
[x] FUCK YES.
[] No.
Should you reblog this?:
[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[] Yes.
[] No.
Send me a HELLO and i'll answer...
If we kissed:
[] This wouldnāt happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Letās take this to the bedroom.
[] Slap/Push you away.
[] Be confused
If you asked me out Iād say:
[] Um no.
[] Iām taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
Can we cuddle?:
[] No.
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[] YES.
Sex?:
[] Letās do it.
[] No. You canāt handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[] No.
Should you reblog this?:
[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[] Yes.
[] No.

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Clusterfuckpocalypse
Ā Ā The smile spreading across his cheekbones only grows wider with each passing moment. If he were to have a heart, itād be beating faster than normal, but instead, thereās just a soul inside of your ribcage. Regardless, it somewhat acts like a heart, and is pretty much doing this weird expanding/contracting motion. Itās not quite like beating, since it doesnāt have a distinct rhythm, but it does more of a motion that lungs would do. Just a constant flow of growing slightly larger before falling in on itself again. He loved how Tb made it do that. Most things didnāt even phase it anymore.
Ā Ā Skeletal fingers began typing away, head lowered as he slowly made his way to his dresser. The disks were lying on top of it, so once he got them, heād head down to his basement where he held all of his better technological equipment: computers and top secret stuff he didnāt want to talk about.
FA: i just put the disk in, right?
GA: Yeah, yā do! But yā gotta put in the client disk; tā be honest, Iād feel more comfortable if I connected tā you first, yāknow? So Iāll be your server player, āf youāre chill with that.
GA: Now I just gotta contact mā boss, the few othersā¦that one guy.
GA: Iām not too excited about invitinā him to our game. He doesnāt seem tooā¦
GA: ā¦Yeah, not sure how tā say it without beinā blunt. He seems like an insufferable prick.
Ā Ā Shoving the phone back into his pockets, he took the CDs and their cases in his arms before leaving his house. It was a little quiet, but he didnāt mind it too much. It was usually like this in the morning. Outside, the birds were singing, but the ground was too frozen to grow anything. The townspeople went about their business with droopy eyes, slow voices, tired smiles. There was nothing to see in a small place like Snowdin, and frankly, nothing to do. The only place that offered solace from the haze was Grillbyās, and even then, a casual atmosphere hung around the crowds within.
Ā Ā He went around to the back of the house and pulled a key from the pocket opposite to his phone, the door to the basement making a rather satisfying click. Heād hear it again once heād locked himself inside, and upon making his way to his computer, he unsheathed the server player CD. A black spirograph was the only symbol on it, as the other CD held the image of a black house comprised of six squares for its body. Strange, but intriguing. He set the server disk down for the moment, however, so he could turn on his computer. Might as well spend the time between now and loading the game talking to Tb.
Ā Ā One could even consider the immense amounts of gushy, mushy love between them hideous. But did he care? No.Ā
āI fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.ā ā Snoop Dog
He was almost sure Snoop Dog said that.
On Jazzās request, TB looks around his desk, trying to locate the disks. They had wedged themselves under his laptop. He tilts his keyboard back so heād be able to grab the small envelope-like things. They have a black logo on the case that TB doesnāt really know what it is. But he pulls out the disk from the case labelled client and slides it into the side of his laptop, nonetheless. A new application pops up on the screen, and TB double clicks it. As heās waiting for it to load, he pulls out his phone to pester Jazz in the mean time.
GA: Now I just gotta contact mā boss, the few othersā¦that one guy. GA: Iām not too excited about invitinā him to our game. He doesnāt seem too⦠GA: ā¦Yeah, not sure how tā say it without beinā blunt. He seems like an insufferable prick. FA: aaww donāt be like that... i mean- FA: sure he is a little weird FA: and kinda scary... FA: but!! im sure heās a nice guy underneath his dark and edginess
With a glance back up to his screen, Tb notices that the application had started running. It looks very odd, the skeleton isnātĀ sure what to make of it. But he can tell that it's trying to connect to something. It says so right in the app window, so it's easy enough to determine. Since his computer is smoothly running again, TB opens Pesterchum on his desktop, continuing the conversation with Jazz from there.Ā
FA: iāve got the game running i think??Ā FA: itās trying to connect FA: what should i do?
You are the senpai *blushes hard* i hate to say it buddy but hey the hot head says its true
* s-senpai?? thanks i guess....?