Flying thoughts

Fangs of Fortune

Bonus:

Me: I'm just sent by an artist hiding a big veiny cock in a world cup mural

Octavia Melody has found a fungus.

He schemes and plans and outwits their master at every possible opportunity, taking the punishments and the mind games and making sure to take care of Xiao Jiu when he fails. One night he overhears Qiu Jianluo talking about how he plans to summon Xiao Jiu to his room the next night. The next afternoon he takes Xiao Jiu out to do the shopping for the household.

Alone.

When he returns to Qiu Manor - blood under his fingernails and scratches on his arms - he shoots Qiu Jianluo an angry, defiant glare and tells him that he made sure he could never lay a hand on Xiao Jiu. That he was now far beyond his reach.

Qiu Haitang screams and Shen Yuan doesn’t deny it when he’s accused of killing Xiao Jiu.

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can someone explain what he's talking about i got distracted by his giant jiggling honkers badonkers

a woman is less likely to go "it's stupid that women are expected to be modest" than she is to go "there is nothing immodest about a woman going out without a chaperone" or even "i can go out without a chaperone because i am so modest"

So Tianlang-Jun is a fox and Su Xiyan is a bunny.

Shen Qingqiu after waiting too long to read the script because Luo Binghe got to it first lol: YOU MADE OUR SECT PLAY ZOOTOPIA FANFICTION?!?!

Then when he learns about Su Xiyan’s death: IS THAT THE ABORTION COMIC??!??!?!?!

Of course there is also a polar bear, hamster couple who get way too much screen time. After the plays success it creates a rich debate and fandom culture (Liu Mingyan is having a field day) and the abusive relationship portrayed by the polar bear, hamster couple discussion is what makes Mobei-Jun realize that his courting efforts are frowned upon in human culture so he just keeps getting Shang Qinghua poisonous flowers and dead beasts instead.

Shang Qinghua internally: I get it my king! You can kill me very easily!! Have I not proved my loyalty?! :((((

This goes triple platinum in the demon realm who are absolutely entranced by the fortitude of the hamster demon and their beautiful love story, who end up creating far more violent spin offs lol.

All the animals within it aren’t native to Proud Immortal Demon Way, since Airplane excluded them for his abominations, and this causes a boom in nerds who draw fanart of what those animals might have looked like. It looks like how we used to draw dinosaurs. The theme is actually that demons and humans aren’t so different and can coexist harmoniously and it, of course, is not well received by Huan Hua Palace who clocked that the evil step father ugly hare is actually the old palace master.

Also Zhuzhi-Lang retells the new popular play to Tianlang-Jun.

Tianlang-Jun:

So he breaks out and kills the Old Palace Master. The end :)

PS: Baby Binghe is Pikachu.

@drrodneymckayphdphd here we go! Super cute prompt, thank you!

Jaskier has studied astronomy, he knows the constellations, the old songs and myth that made them into being. He knows the brightest star in the sky, he knows of planets and lunar cycles and can point them out on a map, or on rare bright occasions, in the inky blackness above.

That doesn’t mean he won’t ask Geralt to point out the Traveling Star, the guiding light. That doesn’t mean he won’t play dumb until Geralt bodily moves him to stand right in front of the Witcher, back against chest, so that he can follow his line of sight.

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my friends have always gendered me correctly and stick to it even when it confuses other people and my friend's little sibling calls me older brother in Kannada yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my dog learned my new name quicker than the humans and she runs to give me a kiss when she's told to without being confused about who's being referred to

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I can feel the Adam's apple growing in my throat and my muscles getting stronger, and my smile more real and I'm growing a beard, and I talk more freely

@larstenobar LOVE the passion there, I wasn't really sold on the name before bc even though the site said it's greek it Sounds french to me lmao, but you make a good point

no one in kronos' army ever bothered to actually teach her anything other than fighting, like they just aged her up magically and threw a sword at her. so she picked pretty much everything up second hand. her speech is a bit funny and has a little weird accent. her sea legs and fighting stances are great but when she's just walking she's the type of kid who flails and bumps bc they can't get used to how gangly their limbs are. her hair is long and unkempt bc she doesn't know what to do about it. she always looks too thin and ill bc the rapid growth spurts seconds after being born can't be good for you. she usually just wears Whatever she can find without putting much thought into it but I love the idea of her having like a big super ugly cardigan that's her absolute comfort sweater she won't part with even in 10000 degree weather. she never wore any makeup until she met thalia and begged her to teach her how to do the raccoon eyes eyeliner look lol but that's like the closest she gets to outward self expression bc she's got a lot of problems with depersonalization, obviously.

I'm thinking they manage to get a good stab on percy somewhere during or soon after titan's curse, and she shows up to camp a little before battle of the labyrinth. she's already there for at least a couple weeks before percy turns up for the summer, but everyone thinks she's weird as hell and avoids her. percy's not trying to repeat past mistakes with tyson tho so he's going all out to bond (even tho he also thinks she's weird and has Very Strong Things he wants to say to poseidon if he ever starts responding to messages again)

her cover story luke gave her is that her mother was aware of the prophecy and raised her hidden away from civilization as much as she could, which is supposed to explain why she barely knows anything other than fighting and why even the gods didn't have her on their radar

'my names antigone'

percy: 'why would your mother do that to you. we're calling you tiggy effective immediately'

tiggy, can't read, doesn't know what a play is 'why???'

annabeth: 'you'll thank us when you get to the tragedies unit in the lit class in a couple months'

her mission was pretty much like 'get percy to trust you' but like 3 minutes into their first meeting he's already ready to die for her so she's a bit confused on what to do lmfao. luke is like 'well we aren't ready to attack just gather information' and she's like percy is the only one who talks to me and no one tells HIM anything!!!!! lol but she does her best to sneak around and ease drop. she even managed to steal annabeth's hat one time, but when annabeth caught her she assumed tiggy took it because she was so uncomfortable around people and had a whole one-sided bonding moment with her about it

she's just very like....baby deer vibes. she has the aura of a prey animal. no one suspects her of being a spy at all.

which ends up working in kronos' favor

she also manages to get under percy's skin, coming up with a whole story about how poseidon knew about her the whole time but her mother accepted the offer sally turned down. says she's only there because her mother recently was killed by oceanus so poseidon sent her to camp to be safe, but he still didn't want her involved in the war. makes percy feel disposable to his father and disrupts his trust you get the vibes.

and she TRIES not to get attached to percy. she knows she's his daughter in some weird magic way, but she also knows the titans are either going to kill him OR get him to accept being kronos' host, and in the very short time she's been alive it's been hammered into her that she owes nothing to him, she's only here because of kronos, she owes everything to him and the army, blah blah blah. but like. it's percy. she doesn't understand a single thing about him but she can't help but be charmed. she can't help but wish they had more in common than their genetic code. she can't help but listen to his offhand stories about sally and wish she had a normal relationship with him. the longer her mission drags on the less she wants to betray him. but she knows she doesn't really have a choice in the matter.

she gets involved in the quest, she sabotages all of annabeth's plans to get through the labyrinth best she can. eventually the big reveal happens. they try to use her as a bargaining chip- if percy agrees to be the host he'd actually get to protect her, stuff like that. the worst part of the age magic torture scene is that it's clearly not the first time she's been through it. percy's in absolute fucking crisis. he almost gives in but he's knocked out before he can say the spell because. plot. screw you it's 4am right now.

anyway by the time that books done she's flipped sides. not because she feels any particular way about the gods but because the genuine horror and pain from percy is what made her realize the army was fucked up. it's her literal first experience of being cared for. at no point in their 'let's make a percy clone' plan did they consider she might be just as fiercely loyal to her loved ones as he is, and kronos never made her love him. she's smart though, and is doing double agent shit. they titans still think they've got big three powers on their side even if they haven't nabbed a prophecy child yet.

poseidon meets her when he rocks up to percy's birthday party and is like "hey what the fuck<3" lmfao but after he's filled in on the situation properly he lets her know she's got the full seafam benefits like just get to the water she'll be fine. and she does end up sleeping in random underwater caves more often than not on her various double agent travels.

percy and her from this point on are PAINFUL around each other. they never really know what to say to each other and are both convinced they're constantly hurting each other. he doesn't want her traveling around getting involved in the war no matter how helpful it may be, he wants her to be safe. she doesn't want him to waste energy worrying about her when this is possibly his last year alive. she's deeply aware that she was only created to hurt him. he's deeply aware that she was only created and hurt BECAUSE of him. their guilt complexes know no bounds. they both secretly wish she could be a normal child, but the thought of her being magically deaged again makes them both nauseous, and they both feel guilty for even thinking that in the first place- percy, because he knows how important gaining her autonomy is to her and tiggy because why would she want to make his life even harder by forcing actual parenthood on him? percy feels like he has an open wound and tiggy feels like she is a wound. do they ever talk about any of this? no they just walk on eggshells around each other. I hate them.

ooooouuggggh when he goes missing in hoo. she's obviously one of the many people out looking for him. her and annabeth bond a lot during this time.

well it's more like annabeth absolutely screaming at the top of her lungs about how worried she's been about her when they bump into each other and then dragging her into a coffee shop to catch up. she'd been keeping tabs with chiron since she was out searching obviously but it never even occurred to her that annabeth would want to hear anything other than 'I found him'. in fairness she forgets she's a real person half the time so it's pretty hard for her to figure out people care about her.

ugh okay annabeth takes her to go visit with sally- and tiggy HAS met her before but sally was under the impression she was just another random half blood. but she says something that leads to the percy's her father thing coming out and sally and paul are FREAKING out and tiggy's like oh okay sorry I actually have to run far far away right now<3 and peaces out of there leaving annabeth to try and calm them down lol

she actually DOES find percy when he's on the quest with hazel and frank- but it's before his memories come back. he's got no idea who she is but is very sorry about it. he knows the look in her eyes hurts him. she hugs him and tells him she's really glad he's okay but ultimately lets them continue on their quest without putting up a fight.

they don't see each other again until after gaea's defeated. she's like in cabin 3 packing a bag trying to dip immediately after the battles over and percy practically kicks the door in like 'that is NOT allowed to be our first hug I need a REDO so I can appreciate it properly!!!!!!!' and ofc that's got them crying a bit

it slowly but surely gets easier for them to be around each other. it hurts a little less every time.

there's a little scene in my head where after successfully avoiding sally for months she gets talked into a family dinner but she's upset about looking bad and percy and annabeth spend like all afternoon doing her hair for her lol

with both wars done she starts slowly but surely coming to terms with like. existing. she starts figuring out things she likes and dislikes. learning more and more. developing a personality. it's very overwhelming tho.

tbh I kinda want her involved in toa too, like maybe a situation where apollo needed to be attached to two mortals instead of one and he accidentally got tiggy instead of percy. he's got so much trauma and personality and they both struggle with the concept of being humans so I think they could be a fun match up but idk.

other than that she really doesn't grasp the concept of like certain clothes for certain events- she'll mix and match dresses and sweatpants without even giving it a thought. she'll come out in like a pretty flowy sundress mixed with her cardigan and like two completely different shoes on her feet and apollo is like 'wait okay I see the vision!!!' and tiggy is like 'why wouldn't you see vision??? are your eyes okay?????'

when she's stressed she pulls on her hair like a cartoon character lol

whenever percy has a demigod dream(tm) about her she appears as the age she should be instead of the one she actually is it makes him crazy

she's REALLY good with ocean magic. like she can do the usual poseidon kid water manipulation but she really excelled when she learned about magic in the titan army. she's always got like a little bag full of shells and sea glass and like dried kelp and various other things to do a spell in a pinch

I can't screenshot bc I'm on my computer but someone in the tags said something like 'apollo laying on the ground in despair while tiggy and meg run around him in a circle figuring how they can cause mayhem with water and plant manipulation powers' and they're SO right. those bitches are creating a tropical rainforest in the middle of Wisconsin. they're growing ocean-only plants in the middle of times square. they're trying to see if they can grow gigantic fruits like in james and the giant peach. they're leaving nothing but mudslides and ecological nonsense in their wake apollo is SO tired

poseidon's family is SO much nicer to her than percy- not because they actually hate percy they just wanna be annoying- but in my head amphitrite is dressing her up like a doll and being like 'thank goodness you're here I've always wanted a girl' and kymopleia is like destroying an island nation over it

annabeth drunk at a high school party complaining to her roommate that she wants to connect more with her boyfriend's teenage daughter and now all her mortal friends think she's cheating on percy with an old rich man

you KNOW tyson is obsessed with her

since she was "raised" by the army to kill first ask questions later there's been more than one occasion where she just stabs a dude like mid villain monologue or gives away their hiding spot to fight a villain and the others are like 'we were trying to gather information!!!' and she's like 'well you were taking too long

she does not give a fuck about the whole 'the mist is disappearing!!!' thing she's like okay well what are the mortals gonna do. are they gonna arrest me for walking on water. are they gonna take away my knife that magically reappears in my hand after a few minutes. I don't even legally exist like this is Not My Problem lmfao she got arrested one time and before the cops even had a chance to call social services she manipulated the water from the cooler by the desks too break open the cell bars and then she just walked right out

I imagine when she was doing her double agent shit during the titan war she'd occasionally come across nico spying on things and they'd just do the spiderman pointing meme at each other and then go about their days

she eventually starts doing a bit where she'll be like 'one day when I learn how to read You'll All Be Sorry' 'one day when I get a birth certificate You'll All Be Sorry' 'one day when I figure out what a social security number is You'll All Be Sorry' etc etc and it gets scream laughs every time

apollo starts braiding her crazy hair whenever he's stressed just so he can give his hands something to do

she hates it but meg is like 'listen I think this is the only thing stopping him from chain smoking and I have a bob take one for the team'