come see my lair with its hundreds of skulls

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

downloaded a shitty kindle romance and one of the things the writer lists in the content description at the beginning is "blasphemy". now who is the person offended by blasphemy in their nonbinary romance novel

btw this novel ends with the main character deciding that what she wants most of all is a nuclear family and babies. her love interest, who has shown no indication of being into that before, is suddenly ready to settle down. there is a foursome in which the main character gets impregnated by a friend. the epilogue implies that her partner has fucked off to mainland europe to dick around while she stays home to raise the child. there is at one point a conversation about how while this may look very heteronormative, it is actually extremely queer, because um uhhhhh oh shoot the book is over.