My original masterlist went poof and took a vacation to outer space so here is a new one! I am TinyThoughts on Ao3, and you can find my writings on tumbler under #dapanda writes!Ā
I mainly write witcher fics, but from time to time I have to sneak in other fandomsā¦
Prompts are open!Ā
- Ciri Science and The Idiot Syndrome - the collection
Original
Of bark and bloom - A little autumn fairytale
Multi chapter witcher fics:
-Dead I live 36/36Ā (rating E for gore) Ao3
Jaskier is killed and resurected by a necromancer. Geralt doesnāt know.
-Leave behind your heart 5/5
Hanahaki disease, but how can that be? Jaskier is not in love?Ā Ao3 -
Hollow 4/4
part 1 part 2Ā Ā part 3Ā part 4
Prompt, Jakier jumps in front of a curse and forgets Geralt
-I can explain
Part 1Ā Ā Part 2Ā Ā Part 3Ā Ā Part 4Ā Ā Part 5Ā Ā Bonus Ā +1
A series of events where Jaskier can explain, and one where he realy canāt
- Walk this earth with meĀ 3/?
complete netflix canon rewrite where Jaskier is cursed and un ageing.
-Just Geralt licking thingsĀ 9/9
Tumblr master post
As it sounds, Geralt licks everything he gets his hands on. Suggestions open!
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I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU
I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that wayš
i love when tragedies are like āthe love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was thereā
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"Yeah faries don't like me ever since I was a kid."
"What do you mean"
"They attack me on sight. They hold a stupid long grudge."
"What did you do???"
"When I was a toddler, I apparently put one in my mouth. I don't know if I managed to actually eat it, I sure didn't have enough teeth for it, but ever since, fairies gang up and attack me, like angry sparkling mosquitosā¦."
"Only you, Jaskier ā¦. this would only happen to youā¦."
The above is a video shared by smrchildsadness on Twitter, showing a person participating in a pride parade exchanging a pride flag with a person standing on his (am using his pronoun based on the TikToks/Tweets of what happened) doorway who had a Portuguese flag. There are sounds of cheers and crying and the two people hug each other as they exchange the flags. The man at the doorway then waved kisses to the crowd within the pride parade.
The Tweet says: "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE WAS WAVING THE PORTUGUESE FLAG BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A PRIDE FLAG AND THEY TRADED FLAGS AND HE'S SO EMOTIONAL TO GET HIS OWN PRIDE FLAG I'M EMOTIONALLY RUINED"
For context, apparently they were worried that maybe he's a nationalist because he was waving the Portuguese flag and some nationalists opposing the pride march were waving that flag. But upon interacting with him, it turns out he didn't have have a pride flag and he wanted to wave *a* flag in support of the pride march. So they had an exchange and now he has his own pride flag šš„¹.
The image above is a Tweet by kunwara_ladkaa that says "I'm crying so much right now (Image taken by Manuel Fernando AraĆŗjo/Lusa)". The image shows the same man from the pride parade crying as he hugs his new pride flag.
The above image is a Tweet by dudz_zZzz that says "ainda não parei de pensar nele," which according to Google translate from Portuguese to English is "I still haven't stopped thinking about him." The image is a drawing of the person from the pride parade, crying as he hugs his new pride flag.
there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.
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Ooo. How about "Burying your head in someoneās neck" with Geraskier for the hug prompts? Please?
12. Burying your head in someoneās neck
Uhm yes please. I could write 32 more of these, damn i love this prompt. Here be some silly sweetness coming right up!
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On Ao3 Hug collection here
Traveling across the land has always been Jaskierās favorite pastime. He goes where his feet take him, far and wide across the continent. He visits hamlets, cities, bogs and mountains. He watches the sea churn, the sky be painted, and the shadows pass in a forest.
And he watches the clear blue sky turn dark with clouds, and big fat drops of rain pelt him and the witcher.
They hurry to take cover as best they can, meaning they trod on along the road until Geralt steers them towards a small shepherd's hut. By then they are both dripping wet, Jaskierās hair drooping sadly, droplets hanging off his nose and his ears, and Geralt is not better off.
Geralt drops Roachās gear just inside the door, and then he shakes himself as if he were a great big dog.
āUgh, Geralt!ā Jaskier complains, being just within the splash zone. āYou are not supposed to dry off on me!ā
āOh yeah?ā Geralt asks, eyes glinting in a way that does not bode well (but stirs something rather nice and warm and fluttery in his chest).
Then the witcher launches himself at Jaskier, gripping his shoulders and rubbing his wet hair over as much of Jaskier as he can manage.
The Jaskier in question shrieks as cold, wet hair is being pressed against his skin, and he shoves at Geralt to get away from him.
āYou! Absolute brute you! Ugh! Eeek! Stop! Stop it, you big oaf!ā
āYou did this to yourself,ā Geralt says, changing his grip to make Jaskier stand still. But Jaskier is a slippery bastard, and it takes shoving Jaskier against a wall to finally trap him and keep him in place.
They might be a little out of breath after their tousle, just a little bit. Jaskier has to accept his fate as a human towel, seeing as he has nowhere left to run. Geraltās hands are on his shoulder and hip, his forehead pressed against the side of his neck.
āYou are terrible,ā Jaskier mutters. āIām all cold now.ā
That is a lie.
Jaskier is getting warmer by the second, Geraltās body against his doing wonders for his temperature. Again, Geralt changes his grip, and yup. Warm and toasty now.
āBetter?ā Geralt murmurs, angling his head so that he can nose at the collar of Jaskierās tunic, his cheek pressed against the side of Jaskierās face. His arms are wrapped around his back, and Jaskier canāt help but sigh and lean into it.
āYes. Thank you.ā
His own arms come up to rest over Geraltās shoulders, and for a long moment they just stand there. That stirring inside his chest is getting louder, the flutters evolving into a stormwind, wrecking him with a mere touch of lips to the side of his neck.
They stand there for a long while, not talking.
Jaskier has visited many places during his travels.
But one of his favorites will forever be this little shepherd's hut, where all it took to finally bring his witcher close was a little rain.
Hug 16, cheek to cheek. But Iām asking, specifically, for hurt/comfort with Geraskier. :crypuddle:
16. Cheek to cheek
Yes, Kuri my beloved, of course you can! I swear the hug is in there somewhere, promise, I just hid it well... PLease enjoy this slightly angsty hurt/comfort hug! <3
Oh and thank you @comfyswitcherblanketfort for beta reading <3<3<3 I love you
Warnings: Jaskier gets hurt, alchemist has a bad, bad day, temporary-ish loss of hearing, hurt/comfort, light angst I guess?
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āJASKIER NO!!ā
The sound of the explosion makes Geraltās ears ring, his world bright white. Wind is pulling at his hair, and he has to shield his eyes against the dust and small stones caught in the blast of the explosion.
As soon as it settles, as soon as he can open his eyes again, he looks frantically for the form of the bard. Fuck, he had thought it would be fine. That it would be a simple meet and greet, that the alchemist would just⦠try to swindle them as per usual.
He blinks against the white dots dancing in his vision, his sight clearing up. His ears are still ringing slightly, but he can hear his own heart hammer, his blood whooshing.
The alchemist had grabbed Jaskier, had put a knife to his throat and held up a small glass bottle. āFor my brother!ā he had yelled, yelling out details Geralt knew nothing about. Probably another witcher, probably someone else, but for some, it didnāt matter.
He had instructed Geralt to take the bottle, and to throw it at his own feet, or the bard would die.
Geralt saw the look in Jaskierās eyes. Could do nothing when he saw his sad smile and his determination. How he bit the hand that held him, and how the bottle fell and how Jaskier stomped on it.
Two bodies lay sprawled on the ground, and Geralt ran towards them, his balance working against him. The last few steps he stumbles, his knees hitting the gravel and glass hard, but he doesnāt care. Geralt ignores the alchemist completely, focusing on Jaskier, pale and unmoving.
He has no idea what the explosion was supposed to do, but he suspects something didnāt go as it was supposed to. Jaskierās clothes are torn, some of the glass sticking out of the sole of his boot, mixed with blood. A faint glittering powder still hangs in the air, and they canāt stay.
After a quick examination, Geralt dares pick Jaskier up, his head hanging limply against Geraltās shoulder. Terror, heavy and sickening, churns in his gut. His ears are ringing too much for him to pick up a breath, a heartbeat, but he refuses to believe anything but Jaskier being alive. On his chest, his medallion hums and then starts to vibrate furiously.
Geralt changes his grip and cradles Jaskierās head towards himself, and starts to run.
A second explosion sets off, somehow louder despite the distance he managed to put between them. He is thrown forward, catching himself on his already bruised and bleeding knee, refusing to let go of Jaskier. This time, he can smell the fire, the ozone, the chaos let loose.
Thank fuck he got Jaskier out of there.
As soon as the medallion calms down, Geralt moves again. His knees hurt and his back feels slightly too hot, but he needs to get away from here.There is no telling if there is going to be a third explosion, and he will not be around to find out.
When he deems them far away enough, Geralt carefully puts Jaskier down. The terror is still laying heavily in his gut, making his fingers feel stiff and his throat constrict with worry. Jaskier hasn't moved yet, not even a twitch of his eyes.
Geralt leans in close, pressing his ear to the torn clothing of Jaskierās chest. Despite the now soft ringing in his ears, he picks up a faint heartbeat. When he leans up to Jaskierās face, he can feel his breath against his cheek.
Jaskier lives.
Something unclenches in his stomach, making it easier to breathe. Now he only needs to wake upā¦
But he tight coil of anxiety in his stomach doesnāt ease up, so Geralt busies himself. The fine clothes are more or less ruined anyway, so he cuts them off where he needs to. The pieces of fabric that are
salvageable he puts to the side for safe keeping. No need to throw it all away.
The boots are a bit trickier, with the glass sticking out of it, but Geralt is used to this. Jaskier stirs for the first time as he removes them and cleans the wounds out. His nose scrunches up and he makes a grunting sound. It shouldnāt give him such relief, to see Jaskier in pain, but it lets him believe that things should be alright...
When Jaskier is all bandaged up and put in one of Geraltās bigger tunics, Geralt finally lets himself care for himself.
His right knee also has glass splinters, his trousers slightly torn where it scraped over the ground. It will have to be mended, but otherwise he is unfairly alright. Except for the ringing in his ears.
It takes another two hours for Jaskier to wake up. Darkness has crept up on them, and Geralt made a small campfire to keep the bard warm. He is not sure where Roach went with their camping gear, but she will be back eventually. She always is.
Jaskier pulls in a deep breath, his heartbeat picking up, and then he groans softly. Instantly Geralt is at his side, taking his hand in his.
āJaskier?ā He mumbles, letting his other hand cup Jaskierās cheek. Jaskier startles when he touches him, he tries to sit up, almost headbutting Geralt in the process.
āItās fine! Itās just me, itās alright.ā Geralt tries to push Jaskier back down again, but the bard looks around terrified.
āGeralt?ā He asks, a little too loud.
āIām here.ā
Their eyes meet, and Jaskierās eyes get even wider.
āGeralt?ā
āIām here. You are safe.ā
It doesnāt help.
Jaskier looks terrified, shoving Geraltās hands away and touching his ears.
Oh.
Oh no.
Of course, Jaskier was much closer to the explosion than Geralt was. Of course his ears and his more humanlike healing would not be better yet.
āI canāt hear you.ā Jaskier says, again too loud, on the verge of tears. āI canāt hear anything.ā
Geralt can only watch when Jaskier curls in on himself, fingers to his ears, looking terrified.
āThe alchemistā¦ā Jaskier whispers, eyes returning to Geralt. āI donātā¦ā
Geralt opens his arms in invitation and Jaskier crawls desperately into his embrace. Cheek to cheek, they sit pressed together, Jaskierās fingers shaking where it grips at Geralt a little too tightly.
āYou will heal.ā Geralt says. āI will keep you safe.ā
When Geralt talks, Jaskier seems to relax just a little. Maybe he canāt hear the words, maybe not even his voice, but he should be able to feel the vibration of Geraltās throat. They adjust, Jaskier pressing his forehead to the side of Geraltās neck, his nose cold and breath hot.
Geralt keeps talking, and slowly Jaskier keeps relaxing.
Eventually they resort to Jaskierās notebook. Jaskier flips several pages quickly, hiding its secrets from Geralt, until he finds a blank page.
And from the light of the fire, Geralt scribbles it again. It is a bit hard, with Jaskier between his arms, but none of them wants to let go now.
āYou will heal. I will keep you safe.ā
And when morning comes, Jaskier seems to believe him. His hearing returns slowly, so slowly. No songs are being sung, no notes played, for a long time.
Some nights are worse than others, the ringing in Jaskierās ears so loud he canāt sleep.
Geralt finds himself talking more, because it makes Jaskier smile and reach for his hand, even on days when Jaskier canāt make out what he is saying. They have found other ways to communicate.
Ooh, this is actually kinda a neat thing, because you can think of it as a checklist:
Who: Main character(s)
Why: Character goal or desire (stated)
Why: Character need (implied)
When: Inciting Incident
What: Means (that achieves the goal/need)
Where: Place A >> Place B
How: The Plan
Obstacle(s): antagonist or challenge
For example:
Who: Bilbo Baggins, a respectable hobbit of Hobbiton
Why: Treasure, wealth (stated)
Why: Adventure, self-respect (implied)
When: After supper
What: Quest
Where: Hobbiton >> The Lonely Mountain
How: A company of dwarves, a wizard, and an ancient map and key
Main antagonist(s): a dragon
Thus, in less than 100 words:
Bilbo Baggins is a respectable hobbit in Hobbiton, never making any trouble or having any adventures. But when a wizard and a company of dwarves invite themselves to dinner, Bilbo finds himself joining their quest from the shires of Hobbiton to the legendary Lonely Mountain, the home of a long lost treasure, and quite, possibly, a dragon.Ā Ā
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The Anatomy of Story by John Truby is a really good book by the by, if anyoneās interested in this sort of thing.
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ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves
back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore
if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??
don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM
so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!
this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together
and then in the end you put it together like this!!
and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy
EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!