Never try to out-stubborn a cat.

The US senate is such a gaggle of old fucks that the old fuck everyone was sure dropped dead last week wasn't even the old fuck that dropped dead last week

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

Alas - I did go, but they were already sold out and I had content myself with the snacking bacon

From all of us, thanks for trying.

Official Post of Massachusetts

Kaitlan Collins isn’t afraid to press this baby raping piece of shit with her questions. She’s one of the few. She’s a bad ass. I have a lot of respect for her

😕😕😕

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

kis félénk

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

big dick super mario

big dick super mario

cracker being considered a slur on twitch is wild. such a harmless word but I guess some white people are soft and brittle.. reminds me of one of my favorite snack foods

Graham Cracker down