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Unless you want to support my ass on kofi, pornbots. Don’t fucking like my pinned post on my blog. You’re gross and tacky.

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christinaguilera

Edward Norton and Olivia Wilde attend "The Invite" Special Screening in London (July 1, 2026)

#gonna lovingly roast Ed for a moment #why such a baggy suit my dude?#you look like you borrowed your dads suit for prom

christinaguilera

Edward Norton and Olivia Wilde photographed for Associated Press to promote “The Invite” (July 2026)

#wake up babe #new photos of that old man dropped #silver fox Ed is top tier

bigandretired-deactivated202501

#god i hope so

escuerzoresucitado

shopwitchvamp

We need to learn from this. It's time for Beijing bikini summer.

#i've been doing this the whole time when im at home with no bra on...#the rolled up shirt catches the underboob sweat.

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aaronstveit

12 ANGRY MEN (1957) dir. Sidney Lumet

#finally #good fucking film

menelaiad

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

free-and-to-none-accountable

explorerrowan

If the part that you like about being a cop is...

Saving people in emergencies? Firefighter or EMS. (You probably have a good chunk of the training for that already, assuming your cop training wasn't completely dogshit.)

Helping people get out of bad situations? Family/child protective services, or volunteer for various shelters, food banks, etc.

Advising people on how to navigate troubled lives? Therapist/counsellor

Have a special interest in the law? Paralegal, judicial aide, or lawyer.

Keeping people safe? Safety inspector

Investigating crimes and solving puzzles? Private investigator or lawyer, or if you have a head for numbers, accountant or tax examiner

Being a hero to kids? Teacher, coach, or school counsellor

Literally anything you enjoy about being a cop can be done better, more ethically, and sexier by some other job. You have a choice to be happier and help more people by being almost anything else.

#i had an instructor in my school #that used to be a cop #and even she was like yeah they fucking suck that's why i quit #it's not that hard my dudes #just quit #and she was a fucking good person who fed us poor students out of her own pocket #her soup was the tits

sophsun1

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

shamebats

Tiktok post by @ wynunlimited.

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thatsbelievable

#y'all ever tried spolunking?#tougher than it looks

maidslime

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

#the thing is #ads don't work like they used to #we once needed ads to show us the new things mankind was coming up with for products #but now we get it #we know what a phone is we can read the instructions on cleaning products #we can make informed decisions #so stop bombarding us with them every friggin hour of the day #also the more annoying and persistent an ad is the less likely i am to want to buy the product #my petty brain is just like that

memewhore

chibisquirt

#i’m losing my SHIT#would you like to not see a dog?#it’s brown Thank you, @dreamwaffles, that’s it EXACTLY 😂

rip13y

sebstar

every month is pride month on the NX-01

(and travis is a very tired ally BEGGING that someone makes a move)

#love the art style #but also this is hilariously accurate #not a word of lie

Where Your Hands Touched

After the fall of Marash, Queen Theodora comes to Jerusalem with little left to her but what she can carry. She is given refuge, and with it, a careful kindness that asks nothing and offers no more than it must.

King Baldwin is measured in all things. He does not touch without caution, and he does not promise what he cannot honour.

As court politics tighten and old wounds refuse to rest, Theodora must decide what remains of her future, while Baldwin holds a kingdom together with a failing body and an unyielding will.

Chapter 20

#kingdom of heaven #baldwin iv #king baldwin iv

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