Chick fil A Wants Me Dead

jerking off isnt working anymore i need to drink human blood

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

having chronic pain is just like. ur sitting perfectly still doing nothing meanwhile the space above your head keeps flashing -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

heres your burger sir. i kissed it so sweetly. thatll be 44.21$ please

they should invent a doctor that is useful

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

Msg literally stands for Makes Shit Good so why would you not want it

every time i have a crush i feel like the most weirdo creep to ever exist

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr