Chick fil A Wants Me Dead

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

Replaying Baldur’s Gate again as a Gale lover is so sad. Forgot that man tries to kill himself or die alone every five minutes. Pookie. Pookie, please. Chill the fuck out. We love you

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

I love when people whose first languages have grammatical gender use the wrong pronoun in English. "this river is so green because he is fed by glaciers" aw the river is Just A Little Guy. your version of my language is better

Anxiety is stupid because your brain will go ‘what if they kill me with hammers for talking to them’ and it’s people you talk to regularly who have never given any indication that they’d kill you with hammers

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls