enter if u dare...

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

okay im giving you to the count of -3 to restore the proper flow of time

see, this ain’t so bad

i’m about to reverse the flow of time

@evilwizard

Hey do any of you know anyone who can reverse the flow of time?

it's crazy that sexism can even affect animals. the way people assume all dogs are boys. the simultaneous way people will get genuinely really mad if you dare mistake their pretty princess for a boy despite the fact all german shepherds look the same. the refusal to buy pink toys and accessories for male pets. i recently met someone who insisted they never adopt girl cats because they're always meaner than boy cats. i feel like im losing my mind. they're literally cats.

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.

dead wife flashback

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*

Fucking hell it just cannot get any worse out here can it. Tosses my mane and whinnies