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Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

So can we be so fucking serious about the literacy crisis yet or are y’all still pretending that it’s just exaggeration that there’s a massive systemic issue where parents and educators have catastrophically failed a generation by passing them through school when they literally can’t do basic reading and math.

me listening to any song ever: how can i make this about my idiots in love

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

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"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".