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the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks