Here, we think positive

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

women who r skin n bones deserve a space heater n blankets n free osteoporosis injections bc they r like delicate baby birds i worry about them. But we absolutely cannot cede control over the central air system. In the voice of "U gotta be this tall to ride" U gotta be 200 lbs to touch the dial...

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3