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The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

#i am obsessed with the idea that Stratt “did her time” for Grace's murder#that she stayed in prison for as long as he would be asleep#and then she got to work. to be ready for when the beetles arrived (tags by OP)

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well

one of my kids broke his leg so his favorite recess activity now that kicking balls over the fence is off the table has been hangman, except we call it frankenstein because my teacher doesnt like calling it hangman, and its all good until he wants to take over and be the frankmaster, because a game of frankenstein (hangman) run by a kindergartner who cant spell and doesnt know all his letters is a crapshoot, except for the fact that every single time without fail his phrase is "dog eats," but he doesnt know how to spell "eats" so that part is different every time, but if he realizes youve caught on that the phrase is Dog Eats theres a 50% chance he will start improvising, and its in gods hands from there on out

i will say i do prefer frankenstein over hangman because i get to draw some goofy dead guy and instead of the consequence of failure being killing a guy, the consequence of building the entire frankenstein is that he Gets You. when the kid is the frankmaster he forgets to draw the frankenstein and when he remembers he starts scribbling all over the place and saying thats his aura

Look textually Idk where it would be, but it is very sweet

does it have to be textually there? it was in this production and it was awesome

Luke’s face is what makes this.

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja