spiralling down and down and down and down and do-

*sad viola intro* jonny d’ville: once upon a time, there were two lesbians who were in love and also in space. But the spgovernment (space government) wanted to kill them, and so they were forced to flee.

jessica law (to the tune of old macdonald): oooh baby I love you. I’m so sorry the spgovernment wants to kill us because we committed genocide *drumbot brian starts banging out the tunes* [CHORUS]

jonny d’ville: you see, these two lovers had actually committed genocide.

literally any of the other band members: *slightly higher voice than usual* my dearest, I love you too. I’d do anything to protect you, even sacrifice my life for yours [CHORUS AGAIN]

*worst harmonica you’ve ever heard in your life*

[CHORUS ONE FINAL TIME] (it goes really hard even though it’s still to the tune of old macdonald)

*outro music* jonny d’ville: and then they both died. not even in each others’ arms or anything. yeah it was really depressing

LIKE WHISKEY 🥃 LACED WITH GASOLINE 🔥

WE'RE DEADLY 💀 WHEN WE'RE DRUNK ‼️

SO SHUT YOUR 🫵 FACE AND SETTLE DOWN

YOU SNEERING LITTLE PUNKS 😠

FOR SPACE 🌌 IS VAST AND YOU ARE SMALL 🤏

IT'S BLACK ⚫️ AND BITTER COLD 🥶

THE BOOK 📘 IS LYING OPEN 📖

>doesn’t get along with military farther-in-law

> unconditionally loves his Bi son

>spent most of the 30s and 40s destroying crooked business and forcing the government to make affordable housing

>will throw a billionaire off a roof

Neil Gaiman is understood to have offered to step back from the third and final season of Amazon Prime Video‘s fantasy drama Good Omens.

Deadline revealed on Monday that pre-production had paused on the BBC Studios-produced show in the wake of allegations made by four women against Gaiman, which he denies. This came after Disney’s planned feature adaptation of Gaiman’s 2008 YA title The Graveyard Book was also put on pause.

Now, we understand that Gaiman has made an offer to Amazon and producers to take a back seat on the latest season so that it can continue amid crisis talks over the Terry Pratchett adaptation’s future.

i had to sort dead macroinvertebrates out from detritus in pond water samples one square inch at a time under a dissecting scope for 8 hours a day completely alone and I knew I would surely go insane without entertainment so I asked for a podcast recommendation and ppl said magnus archives

so I started listening to it alone in the basement with the dead bugs for 8 hours a day with no breaks until several weeks had gone by like that and I was finally getting ready for a vacation, to Cornwall to visit friends, and I’d become so unhinged that I briefly thought to myself “when I land in London maybe we can visit the magnus archives” as if it were a real paranormal investigative society.

so they were just walking around listening to a horror podcast in here

[ID: A screenshot of Spotify, showing that the Bifrost Incident was released on 28th January, 2017. End ID]

After four months and approximately 30,000 stitches, the Mechs Scarf is completed!!!!

Thank you so much to everyone who liked/reblogged/commented on the WIP photos, I honestly don’t know if I would have had the motivation to finish this beast otherwise. This fandom is incredibly supportive, creative, and kind, and it is an honor to have stowed away with y’all.

Just another thing that makes this feel real, it’s very exciting! Feel free to send us where stickers are ending up or mugs in action! It’s also a relief to know things made it there safely

dick & jason; stay with me, my blood, you don’t need to run

nightwing (1996) #119 // will wood, ‘that’s enough, let’s get you home’ // task force z (2021) #8 // kodaline, ‘brother’ // batman: battle for the cowl (1990) #3 // the front bottoms, ‘be nice to me’ // jean anouilh, antigone // nightwing 2021 annual // twenty one pilots, ‘my blood’