reggiekinnie

''the secret history vibe is studying hard and loving the classics'' so close! the secret history vibe is a close group of pretentious idiots who secretly hate each other murdering people for the vibe and ignoring the concepts of the moon landing and hypothermia

man. the secret history has become so synonymous with dark academia that when u look through the tag its just knit sweaters and latte art. like please show me a text post about how fucking unhinged richard was for staying in a room with a Literal hole in the wall during the dead of winter and almost dying of hypothermia.

Ben Wyatt the sitcom character ever. He became mayor of his town at 18 and bankrupt it making a winter sports complex. He’s terrified of cops. “Who hasn’t had gay thoughts.” He’s played by Adam Scott. He has a rollerskating kink. He writes Star Trek slashfic. He loves calzones. His knee jerk, subconscious reaction to someone calling Leslie a bitch was to punch him in the face. He buckled in his briefcase. Even he’s dancing. He named his calculator. He thought the idea of Leslie being a dictator was hot. He makes claymation. He’s like a milf. He made a board game. He’s a human disaster.

its actually so fun to lobotomize your characters and put them in fluffy coffee shop au's when u dont have a little RAT in ur ear whining about canon accuracy

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

baran al hashimi you deserve the world samira mohan you deserve the world mel king you deserve the world trinity santos you deserve the world victoria javadi you deserve the world cassie mckay you deserve the world women of the pitt you deserve the world

“I asked ChatGPT” Well I asked Dennis Whitaker and he told me you’ve owed him a favor since 2016, so get to work on saving Robby from that sabbatical.

Work rivals Remus Lupin and Lily Evans, who go above and beyond with their tasks and assignments in order to win the notice of their boss Regulus Black