TRANSEXUAL CANNIBAL

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

my favorite detail in true detective s1 is that neither of them wear seatbelts. i assume this is because rust has a death wish and marty feels emasculated by safety regulations

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

im going to skim a handful of the most popular saw fanfiction and then tell you what i think the plot of the saw film franchise is, ok?

i have reason to believe there were two men in a bathroom

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

When that post nut clarity hits and you remember that you killed him 20 years ago

sometimes to escape a relationship you have to chew off a part of yourself. or you can chew off a part of the other person but then you have to carry it with you forever.