well ain't you the high-tom-titty

italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

Okay well my Italian sub is in the fridge so

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

"are you a man or a woman ?" i'm a knight on a quest hope that helps

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

June is also men’s mental health month so I’d like to drop in and say that mine is not so good. It’s also Pride Month so I’m going to be treating the problem with yaoi.

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking