creative on occasion

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

is Travis gay as well or is he oblivious to her awesome and undeniable subversions of heterosexual marriage. just so I can get a grasp on the situation and all

i just remembered this time my aunt was mediating a fight between me and my mom so she asked us to think of compliments for each other to remind us how much we love and respect each other and one of my mom’s compliments for me was “it’s very kind of you to date so many short feminine men.”

well? was she right?

Does anybody know how to fix it

I write my own shit only for myself, don’t publish it anywhere, and usually forget completely what I wrote so when I reread it I’m like whoa! I wrote that? I’m a genius!!!! XD

i was told to go to bed but the princess of darkness follows her own will

why do my eyes hurt

the princess of darkness has elected to rest her head on a pillow, out of her own volition. strictly no sleeping will happen of course.

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