spikeyleaves

i think we, as a society, need to abuse jesters more. we’ve been too lax and kind to them for far too long.

My knight has returned positively famished from a long journey. Luckily I have something warm and sweet for them to eat to their hearts content.

An omega prince who believes that his love is unrequited and fucks himself on the pommel of his knight's sword, pretending it's his knot vs an alpha knight who is fighting a losing battle not to sire a bastard, biting the handkerchief his liege granted him as a token of favor during his last joust as he fucks his knot into his fist just one room over.

Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

im sorry that was a bad joke. i can kill myself if you want

"can you be a fan of a video game you havent played" discourse is stupid, because plenty of people who played the game have some of the dumbest fucking takes ive ever seen

i hate when there's people in public areas

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

women love when there’s a woman

oh to be a loyal knight to someone

not to be spreading medieval bisexual propoganda on main, but knight of the crown x royal handmaiden is an incredibly cute dynamic and deserves more love