orienthimmel

That is th most beautiful thing I have ever read

if you are swedish say hello to the goat for me

or goodbye. your choice

My sibling and I play a fun game every Christmas of speculating how we would get the goat. I'm favoring a trebuchet this year.

I FUCKING HATE THE BUSES! I LITERALLY WAITED SO LONG FOR A BUS THAT IT DIDNT COME AND NOW IM WALKING ON FOOT BECAUSE I WAS BEING LATE AND GUESS WHAT DROVE BY ME!!!! A 10 MINUTES LATE BUS!!!FUCK YOUUUU!!!

did you know adultery is a crime for us military members lol

good thing it’s not a crime for their wives or i’d be aiding and abetting criminals every day of the week!

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

A original meme.

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE WHOLE MEME WHAT EVEN MY LIFE IS A LIE

The OG of memes.

OH MY GOD I’VE NEVER SEEN THE FULL THING BEFORE. 

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

Just get a job at McDonald’s if you want a pair so bad

listen. i know i sound like a broken record and it’s a bit annoying but i have to once again ask you to watch the old guard on netflix. and if you like it, please recommend it to other people that you think might like it too. the potential this movie has for a sequel/franchise is enormous but it depends on viewers nonetheless. netflix isn’t doing much to promote it but i refuse to go down without a fight. so please just give the old guard a chance. feel free to yell at me if you don’t like it!! but in the name of black female directors and female leads and lgbtq+ characters and well done action scenes and great plot with great characters and a crew that is devoted to their work, i am asking you to at least try