Grandpa kept asking what Dramatical Murder is so I try to explain you are a blue haired mullet anime boy who bangs other anime boys - and maybe you have a dog thats not actually a dog but a robot but is actual a part of your consciousness who you have sex with in your own mind who he then transfers to the body of your dead brother and you bang again and he just pressed his finger to my mouth and told me I may need an increase in medication.—
So I showed him the opening sequence for both DMMd and Re:Connect. I asked if he was bored of it and he shook his head “no no I like it - it stimulates parts of you that have never been stimulated before”
It was so hard not to answer that…
He doesn’t understand when I say its a visual novel so I started him off in Koujaku’s route in reconnect so he could see for himself - but I forgot it was at the half point. He has chosen “Do not go into the bath”.Bless his soul.
He just keeps sitting there pressing enter and going “Fwahh” and “ahggr”
“I’m going to go watch the "Too cute” kittens on Nat Geo now.“
And he just stands up and slides my pills towards me.
Then he says "We will never speak of this again” and walks out.















