they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

Imagine I was calm and normal about things

feeling like an academic flop will have you randomly thinking shit like You’ve Betrayed And Destroyed Yourself For Nothing and it’s like Ok girl tone it down it’s not that serious

if we are following each other on here then we are more than mutuals, we are skeletons posed together in an interesting way for environmental storytelling purposes in the post-apocalypse or a dungeon perhaps

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about