Star Wars Trash

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

winter as a cat must be crazy. "oh great this cunts gonna start using lightning strike on me all the time again"

there’s just always something fucking happening

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

oh my god i didnt know there was a sequel image

new seasons greasons lore dropped

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.

People don’t even want to say le sigh anymore. le sigh

#but I am more le tired than ever

what day is it

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

So i jumped out of bed to go tell my wife this (bc she woke up, she has a tendency to wake up around 2 am bc we're different brands of weirdo) & she said, "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. He also flies their tour plane a lot of the time bc he just really likes flying." Apparently, he holds CFI, CFII, & ATP certifications, so he's not just a pilot. He's rated as an instructor. And he owns a hot sauce brand, bc why not?