tired

"Who hurt you?"

Every part of Vegas feels like it's pulled out of fiction and is Incredibly off-putting. It's a major city in the middle of one of the world's most inhospitable deserts

Me: It was so difficult to get to this island, but now that I'm finally here, I desperately need some kind of public transport to get around.

Dominatrix: No, sorry, I've just broken my ankle. There's no way I'll be able to host your all-female whip party.

Annoying flatmate: Hey guys, uh, can we just have a quick house meeting in ten? Just some 'stuff' we need to, um ... go over again, okay?

Camerlengo at the conclave for the next pope: (sighs) ... All right, I thought we all understood the dress code, but obviously we need to go over it again.

Me: Gee, I hope this tarot reading says I'm going to make some new friends soon!

17th century Witchfinder: By God's truest judgment, the heretic Will Scunthorpe has been hurled from a cliff for practicing the most vile of dark magicks. What now should follow? This hoary misogynist, trying to rile up the crowd:

37-year-old white incel: Um, actually, Officer, technically only these three are ‘katanas’. Those four are ‘tantos’, that’s a ‘wakizashi’, and the big one on the wall is a ‘nagamaki’ … What?... Why do I have so many weapons? … Oh, it’s just my, er …

PR team for the royal family: Okay, as long as there’s no scandals this year, our approval rating should remain steady. Did we get any good photo ops from last night’s costume party?

Boyfriend, getting undressed before bed: Well, I ate an entire pineapple this morning, like you asked. … What was that about? This bird, conducting a sexy experiment:

Kindergarten teacher singing ‘Teddy Bear’s Picnic’: “If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise. If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise...”

Please support this game! I've been following it forever and the developers obviously put a lot of love into finally repping my people as Not Just Generic Bad Guys To Be Slaughtered in QuickTime Events, but the unabashed horse girls we truly are. I really love how outspoken she is about representing proper care and compassion for these animals in the industry too.

it's in Early Access btw

Me: Well, I think it’s wrong to say that children are disgusting and repulsive. They are human beings who deserve respect.

“But they go to the bathroom in their pants.” “But they make annoying noises.” “But they smell.”