I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

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I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

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"Who hurt you?"
MYSELF BRO. MY BRAIN IS FUCKING MEAN.
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i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.
like this shouldnt be possible.
Every part of Vegas feels like it's pulled out of fiction and is Incredibly off-putting. It's a major city in the middle of one of the world's most inhospitable deserts
Its famous for recreating other world landmarks on a small scale. It uses this as a trap to bait people into making life ruining decisions. It's motto is essentially "never speak of what happened here". Fucked up
genuinely the best commission gimmick ive ever thought of
Me: It was so difficult to get to this island, but now that I'm finally here, I desperately need some kind of public transport to get around.
This humble bird in particular:
Dominatrix: No, sorry, I've just broken my ankle. There's no way I'll be able to host your all-female whip party.
This eager bird, specifically:
Annoying flatmate: Hey guys, uh, can we just have a quick house meeting in ten? Just some 'stuff' we need to, um ... go over again, okay?
This exasperated bird, knowingly:
Camerlengo at the conclave for the next pope: (sighs) ... All right, I thought we all understood the dress code, but obviously we need to go over it again.
This bird, looking around awkwardly:
Me: Gee, I hope this tarot reading says I'm going to make some new friends soon!
This jerk, patiently getting ready:
17th century Witchfinder: By God's truest judgment, the heretic Will Scunthorpe has been hurled from a cliff for practicing the most vile of dark magicks. What now should follow? This hoary misogynist, trying to rile up the crowd:
37-year-old white incel: Um, actually, Officer, technically only these three are ‘katanas’. Those four are ‘tantos’, that’s a ‘wakizashi’, and the big one on the wall is a ‘nagamaki’ … What?... Why do I have so many weapons? … Oh, it’s just my, er …
This bird, trying to help out:
PR team for the royal family: Okay, as long as there’s no scandals this year, our approval rating should remain steady. Did we get any good photo ops from last night’s costume party?
This bird, with an unfortunate news headline to share:
Boyfriend, getting undressed before bed: Well, I ate an entire pineapple this morning, like you asked. … What was that about? This bird, conducting a sexy experiment:
Kindergarten teacher singing ‘Teddy Bear’s Picnic’: “If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise. If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise...”
This pervert, already way ahead of you:

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I would love to unclench my jaw one day
I would play the shit out of this.
Please support this game! I've been following it forever and the developers obviously put a lot of love into finally repping my people as Not Just Generic Bad Guys To Be Slaughtered in QuickTime Events, but the unabashed horse girls we truly are. I really love how outspoken she is about representing proper care and compassion for these animals in the industry too.
Experience the legendary adventures of a brave courier rider! Bond with your horse and tame the open wilds of 13th century Mongolia.
I'm not a gamer at all, but this sounds like the sort of game even I would enjoy.
it's in Early Access btw
Take on the role of a brave courier rider in The Legend of Khiimori! Bond with your horse and tame the open wilds of 13th century Mongolia.
"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically
Me: Well, I think it’s wrong to say that children are disgusting and repulsive. They are human beings who deserve respect.
Someone: But have you considered that they [something that applies to many disabled adults]
Me: … :) So. I think human beings with those traits still deserve equal love and respect. Actually.
“But they go to the bathroom in their pants.” “But they make annoying noises.” “But they smell.”
And so did you, once. And it’s very possible if not likely that someday you will do so again. And you were worthy of love and respect back then and you will continue to be worthy of love and respect if it happens again.

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HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE ハウルの動く城 2004, dir. Hayao Miyazaki