the silence of pluto

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

it’s ok to be sad that my partner is in grippy sock hospital right? like I’m pretty sure I’m having a very normal human reaction to something that is genuinely kinda sad. and the worst thing is my partner is the person I’d usually talk to about if my feelings and responses are normal or not but they’re….…. unavailable

we had a really nice lunch date and a long walk. hopefully my honey is able to come home sooner than we all thought at first :D

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

You may notice that stoning someone is considered violent, but getting stoned is generally a good time. Similarly, getting your shit rocked is usually bad, but rocking someone’s world is almost always positive. This is because we rocks are very nuanced and complex

This is exactly how working retail feels.