be mine

heeeey i have a dentist appointment to hopefully take wretched teeth out of my foul head, its in august and while not too far away im looking at the stretch on time not in minutes but in ibuprofen, so if you're like financially all stable somehow and have some money you dont need, maybe you can turn it into an item for my teeth? [link]

i have a dental surgeon lined up for october where they may or may not take my wretched teeth out then <-full of amoxicillin for now

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it