the silence of pluto

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

Some women enjoy penetration and some don’t, whether straight or gay. This is similar to how some men enjoy penetration and some don’t, whether straight or gay. We don’t know what the deal with bisexuals is.

It's possible that some of them enjoy penetration and some don't.

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

he ran into my yaoi paddle. he ran into my yaoi paddle 10 times

we desperately need sex 2

Sex is so stupid man like "ohhh our wieners are out lets wiggle them around" like. I have work in the morning. Be serious

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

20 years. I am not happy about this.

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!