A fiddle of gold against your soul.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

This is easily the most enduring thing I've ever made. Godspeed funny little jpeg. See you again soon

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you've ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

take him and photoshop him

This is the night lesbian tumblr peaked

If you hear a weird noise under your bed one night, the important question isn't, "what's making that sound?" The important question is, "why aren't you under there making weird sounds?" Don't leave such satisfying work for others. Get involved.

extends my posting rhizome and sends a shoot up through your blog