A fiddle of gold against your soul.

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

scientists have discovered a planet where bruce springsteen is bisexual

the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

cower before the might of femur frank 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴

fuck off femur frank your bone magic sucks shit and we all know it

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

bring back vagueposting carefully formatted lyrics

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scientist girls in their labs, witch girls in their cottages. both are oh so hard at work coming up with new types of beams to shoot at each other

they are sending their familiars and their lab assistants to fight each other in the forests and in the parking lots

mutuals for like 10 years but never have spoken a word to each other. the true tumblr experience

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

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