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Clark Kent gaslighting Lois Lane into believing he’s not Superman.

so-much-for-subtlety

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petz5

you have to post about your ocs. even if you get zero notes. if your ocs are lame its even more imperative you post about them.

scoliosisrick

MADE THIS CONTRAPTION TODAY :)

derinthescarletpescatarian

Absolutely fascinating use of free will. Was it always your life's goal to get electrocuted in the shower while your screams are drowned out by the screams of The Machine?

beardedmrbean

splrinky

holy shit

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pathetic-floretic

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

punksalmon

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

kingfucko

#no it can't be that i'm just not doing enough cocaine

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your cocaine

jordanbolton

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

redstonedust

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

redstonedust

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

negativesanchez

toshio

the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced

misfit-freaks

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

femmeslash

i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it

femmeslash

every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.

[the most violently 1980s synthesizer sting i have ever heard]

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spiritbladed

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

phorusrhacidae-lesbian

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

ravioliet

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

an-drom-eda

environmental storytelling

dogpuppy

boifujo

(illustration by Harold Speakman)

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clementine-kesh

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

nikomedes

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