bunny 🦷

condescending praise......condescending praise.....condescending praise......

Being able to go in depth in a conversation with someone is essential

the sexiest thing a man can do is be super sweet

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

Those lap pictures don’t work if you’re not very clearly rock hard through your jeans sorry

try not to compare yourself to older girls living your dream life challenge: difficulty EXTREME

can everyone stop acting like im fucking dumb

like only dad can do that 💔

kissing u kid style. kissing u awkwardly & clumsily & without any finesse. kissing u inexperienced but enthusiastic style.

wow girl you got a whole water park just can’t stop crying

god forbid a girl wants a man who looks like he could fix a fence, smell like gasoline and cedar, and call her “kid” exactly once😒😒

I’m sorry I dehumanized you and talked to you in that voice owners use on their dogs. That wasn’t nice for you, was it? No? Nooo, you didn’t like that did you? Aw I’m sorry I didn’t mean to belittle you and put you beneath me like you’re a dog. I’ll do better, okay?