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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@pathetic-floretic
Why hello, terrans! I am Clara Bloombelle, representative of affini-terran relations! The higher ups elected that a terran would fare better at the job, and so... they hired me! Pleasure to make your acquaintance! Send all the asks you need!
And hi, I'm Katie! I'm just here for fun. Send me your funniest class-D confessions in the asks!
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Story just made for the concept: Human Digitization Guide
(TADC x HDG)
Kinger saw a round, cartoonish bomb drop into his hands, the fuse lit. "Absolute bliss!" Sang Caine, his dramatic villain number blaring through the whole of the circus. "Wait! Wait! Cut, cut cut!" The jazzy backing track screeched to a stop as Caine waved his arms in an exaggerated "no" motion. Kinger stood there, awkwardly holding the bomb as it was about to blow. "Do you want this?" Kinger asked, holding it up to Caine. "What?! The fuse is still active?! I said CUT!" The fuse drooped sadly in response to Caine's shouting. "Bombington, you're fired!" "B-but I helped you through college-!" The bomb piped up. "Don't make this any harder than it needs to be Bombington! Just go!" The bomb- or, "Bombington", apparently, -hopped out of Kinger's hands and rolled away. "Sorry you had to see that, Kinger. But- that line got me thinking! If I know how to make you feel bad, then how about I just do that in reverse, and instead of hating me, you'll be obsessed with me!"
"...okay!"
"Thank you for your input, Kinger." With a twirling teleport, he arrived in his office, looking through his files on each player. "Now who to help first...?" He shrugged, covering his eyes with his hand and pointing at the files randomly. "Eeney, meeney, miney, moe, moe junior, moe senior, doug... I choose...! Doug." He had landed on Gangle. "Ah, Gangle! I wonder what could possibly... I know!"He snapped, teleporting both her sketchbooks into his hands and beginning to leaf through them. Eventually, his eyes lit up. He teleported over to Gangle. "Gangle! I knew you loved me and my adventures! They're all over your secret sketchbook!" Gangle's eyes went wide as dinnerplates, her life flashing before her eyes. "Y-YOU WENT THROUGH MY SECRET SKETCHBOOK?!?" Caine didn't seem to register her panic. "Yyyup! And this 'HDG' thing is all over! It stands for 'huhmazing digital gircus' I presume!" Gangle nervously laughed. "I-it stands for 'human domestication guide'... i-it was this... um-... fanfiction about plant aliens who keep humans as pets a-and, um... I-it's okay- I don't think you'd like it-!" Caine grabbed her by her ribbon-shoulders "Nonsense, Gangle! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'll like ANYTHING to get you to like me! ANYTHING!" "Um, Caine, are you oka-" "IN FACT, I'LL MAKE IT REAL! ALL THE FANTASIES IN YOUR SKETCHBOOK! REAL!" "W-WAIT! CAINE! I-I-!"
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"Dang. Right after that flash of light, he just... left?" Zooble asked, cocking their head. "Well, I mean, yeah, unless someone else has seen him." A quick glance around and her peers proved to Gangle that noone had. "Um... guys...? My eye fell out during the musical number and I was trying to see if there was a Zooble part I could use as a replacement and..." Ragatha held up an unmistakably phallic attachment. "Oh, crap! He really DID read your sketchbook!" Snickered Jax as he elbowed Gangle. Suddenly, vines launched from a random door in the circus and yanked Gangle and Zooble into the room that the door had led to. Gangle fell to her knees when she realized what she was looking at. It was an Affini. As ethereally beautiful as the fics had told her, standing tall above her and Zooble. "G-Gangle- what is that?!" They whispered in an utter panic. "I-it's an Affini. ...l-long story, but, I think they're here because... they were in my sketchbook..." "Okay... so... if it's from your sketchbook then that's why it took you, but... why me?" The mass of vines and greenery laughed at Zooble's question, their whole body shaking in amusement. "Why, you're pinnates, silly!" It said. Gangle looked to Zooble. "Someone having a 'pinnate' means that... they're so deeply bonded with someone that they just... can't possibly be happy when separated from them."
"You... feel that way about me?"
"....yeah."
Zooble put their hand around Gangle's.
"Me too."
More stuff about my tadc hdg au [that's a lot of acronyms!]
Gangle:
Domesticated first. Knew about HDG before joining the circus and kept fantasizing about it. Pinnates with Zooble
Zooble:
Definitely more wary of the Affini and their methods, but reluctantly willing to do anything for Gangle.
Ragatha:
Currently being forcefully taught to respect herself by a hot plant woman
Kinger:
Everyone ASSUMES that he's domesticated but nobody actually knows. He just seems to be wandering the circus and doing stuff
Jax Daisy:
"But let's be frank. We did expect this" -Chonny's Inferno
Its so hard being a loyal pet puppy when you have no owner and are a human adult
What if Carol Holiday from deltarune started dating me and she was really possessive and started babying me and said that she'd always be around to protect me and ouuuughhhhhh
EXHIBITIONISM IS A PARAPHILIA????
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woke mistress who likes to make her vaguely chuddish new pet introduce themselves with their pronouns whenever they meet somebody because she enjoys how they mumble and groan and sigh and squirm. send post
Hdg if it was... woke⁉️
This is probably how most wardships go
New genre of "leftist" I've discovered
feralist who surrenders because they secretly have a vore fetish and want to be eaten send ask
https://youtu.be/E0gJT-lY2Zg?feature=shared
Philomena Cunk's preserved consciousness [narration]:
"In the year 70 trillion 05, humans first made contact with the Affini, who just wanted us to join The Affini Compost. But humankind didn't want to, mostly because worms shit in compost all the time."
TALARAZ ABRAXIS-
scholar of feralism
Philomena: "why do they call them floor-its if they're getting carried around all the time?"
Talaraz: "Well- that term is less borne from their behavior and moreso taken from plant terminology."
Philomena: "oh, because plants come out of the floor all the time."
Talaraz: "....sure."
Philomena: "my mate Paul went feralist once. His mouth started foaming and he started biting shit. Why do you support that rhetoric?"
Talaraz: "it isn't just unmeasured wildness and rebellion, feralism is about humankind's right to freedom, no matter where that takes it!"
Philomena (slightly disappointed): "so you haven't bitten anything?"
Talaraz: "...no."
Philomena: "you should get on that. Maybe that's the secret to defeating them. Like the broccoli aliens from Powerpuff Girls."
Talaraz: "we'll- uh- look into that-"
Philomena: "they used to call pinnates sisters, did they not know that if you have a baby with your sister it'll come out wrong?"
Talaraz: "well- two biological women can't have a-"
Philomena: "it's not my problem if one of them's got a penis, they have bigger issues, I think."
Talaraz: "...right. well, while pinnates sometimes do have sex, giving birth is something that by our records has not happened on any affini ship."
Philomena: "oh, so it's all well and good then."
Talaraz: "no-"
Philomena: "they're just kinda like the weird couple down the bend?"
I sorta get the whole "hdg is a horror setting" thing from the perspective of a feralist trapped on an affini ship. Its like zombies but they all love you and they look like your friends but dont act like them.
But like. Its sexy to me?
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Do you think feralists have drawn a floretjak image. It would probably be a trace of that deergasm girl bc the people who were hating on that just don't get the bliss of being an animal for once.
this is the stupidest thing ive ever drawn
Sorry that I keep talking about mommy fetish things, my mother dismissed me in my time of most desperate need you know how it is
I'm having an increasing number of dreams where I purposefully fantasize about being sexually assaulted and then other people show up and are like "dude what the fuck" i either have to hide the evidence or deny deny deny at that point.
I've just realised something horrific. HDG is just monster girl encyclopedia, but the affini is every dom monster [domster if you will] at once.
Plant monster - alraune.
Hypnosis - about a dozen, but vampire hits my head first.
Drugs - manticore [best girl].
Physical strength - hellhound, oni.
Science bullshit - lich or gremlin.
Do you see the vision?
Okay so I haven't heard of this series before so I googled the manticore, I scrolled through her wiki and
Does she. Sometimes attack girls maybe.
Please.
>JK Rowling with mold-based affini
what if she went bad because of mold and all she needs is somebody to de-mold her brain for her. i know that's 99% not the case but it would be really really really really REALLY funny in a moderately tragic way if it was
Mold based affini laces her sharpies with xenodrugs so that when she huffs them she gets class-a'd
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Do you think feralists have drawn a floretjak image. It would probably be a trace of that deergasm girl bc the people who were hating on that just don't get the bliss of being an animal for once.
Thinking about how I accidentally invented discount hdg multiple times before I had even heard about it.
I wrote a fic called "mist collars" very successful before it was banned off of my fic site for being violently pornographic (i was stupid back then and didn't consider the OBVIOUS consequences of posting smut on wattpad, which is why i privated it years before moderation took it down), where subs were fitted with these collars that would drug them into complying with what any dom says. Having little-to-no lower clothing was a status symbol for doms, especially when said doms were wet or erect, as it said that they were entitled to sex whenever they wanted it. Our story followed Clara, a student at a community College who one day gets ordered to suck off the local jock girl Millie, and oddly, obeyed her even before her collar went off. As the story went on, it became clearer that despite the dystopia around them, Millie and Clara had a true love for eachother. There were a couple of funny parts too, like when Clara and Millie go to a church picnic and the pastor says to remain abstinent, only for the whole crowd including him to burst out laughing after a beat. Then there was Millie sneaking Clara into her house and giving the excuse to her mom that "she's a dog" her mother goes "she doesn't look like a dog!" And Millie rolls her eyes and goes "there's like a hundred breeds of dog, they don't all look the same!" And her mom just... accepts that. There's one part where she pulls up in her beat-up shitty old truck with beer cans everywhere and she's like "Clara just pick one of those song tapes and put it in the radio slot, the music'll drown out the engine" and all the tapes are shit like "booty jams" "booty jams 2: electric bootyloo" "booty jams; rebootyed"
The second time was this smut setting where basically everybody lived in one big commune, no capitalism (yay) and everybody was either always naked or had easy access clothes, and everyone just smoked weed and fucked eachother all day.
There are some individual characters i made that I think sorta give hdg but this post is gettin' long. Lemme know if you wanna hear about them.
I still do kinda like the mist collars setting, and think it would fit right in as like some sort of hdg side-story.
