An obedient floret

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What they don't know is that the US has been doing the exact same thing back. Two people tasked with transing the others military are paired together, unknowingly trying to forcefem eachother. It's working.

turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".

turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.

but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.

now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.

'I'd rather not, sorry'

going to a party with her girlfriends and smiling innocently when she suggests they all play spin the bottle~

her best friend noticing there's something off about her, wanting to warn the others, but the more that bottle spins and the more the kiss virus spreads, the more her best friend shifts and squirms and blushes from watching the brainwashed girls make out with each other

until finally patient zero lands the bottle on her best friend. all the other girls in the circle are giggling and touching each other and exchanging more kisses, and her best friend knows this is wrong, that they have to escape before they end up like this too.

but. but her lips. are sooo~ pretty...

Though of course, that's just when we have guests over

When no one's around I'd take you out, play with you, dress you up, and give you plenty of affection and enrichment. Once I'm done I make sure your paintjob is up to snuff and there's no visable damage or cracks. If there is, those will be fixed up asap. Then I'll put you back like nothing ever happened.

You'd be my adorable little secret~

doll would enjoy that. it wonders what poses you'd keep it in, what specific outfits you'd like to see it in...