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Little known fact about me is that I love watching movies I’ve seen quite a few even

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

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Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Jennifer’s Mind

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

#'i love conflict' is the most agent thing to have ever been said by an agent

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

every now n then i think about how native americans as human beings just dont exist in like 99% of mainstream media. in movies or tv shows or books or video games or you know even in porn like we just arent people. when theres a native character theyre like a wild west indian. like truly to ppl we all died back in the 1900s.