The Nothing I've Become

the only person who is allowed to poke my stomach is my cat because he’s a very important baker who has biscuits to make

Those mittens do all the work.

the most relatable thing about harry potter? harry and ron bs’ing their divination work like honestly giving up and writing “eaten by a giant marshmallow or something” fuckin same mate

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

remember in the 7th book when the weasleys charmed the ghoul in their attic to have red hair and told the ministry it was Ron. and the ministry fucking believed it jfc

In April 2015, Malta became the first country in the world to outlaw sterilisation and invasive surgery on intersex people

I’ve read so much fanfiction I can’t remember what’s canon

this picture is better and more suspenseful than any super man comic on earth.

There is this pervasive myth that people with a darker complexion cannot get a sunburn and thus needn’t use sunscreen. As a consequence a lot of dark(er) people end up with a melanoma and they find out too late. Please, for the love of all that is good, wear sunscreen.

It doesn’t help that most of the commonly taught methods of checking for melanoma involve looking for things that only really show up on lighter skin; I’m a nursing student and this constantly frustrates me that the models for diagnosing skin problems, especially things like melanoma, are taught in a way that’s relavant for light-skinned people, and not for those who are darker. 

wait what

I hate tumblr as much as the next guy but at least we still see dashboard posts in chronological order instead of the bullshit random order of instagram and facebook where stuff from days ago appears right below stuff that was just posted

it costs 0$ to uplift ur friends. sometimes it might cost more than that if u are treating them to some food or something but it’s a very small price to pay to make someone feel better. but most of the time it costs 0$ cuz words of encouragement are free