🪷Midnight🪷

cemeteries aren't creepy they're actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

awkwardlyaaron

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god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

If you want a woman to have fat titties and a fat ass but can't handle the accompanying fat tummy, arms, and legs, then you are a coward and your bloodline will not survive the winter.

Clock it👌🏼😙

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

hearing girls moan turns me on soooo much omg I can't explain in words just how much i love hearing them.... immediately gets me so wet and extremely turned on

“good girl” and there goes my self respect

yes i do want to be your friend. no i am not messaging you first.