a cool dude

this is the cutest shit I have ever seen in my damn life

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

i’m dead

Effect on xQc

ryujehong: *screeching like an absolute fucking monkey*

i really, truly, genuinely love zunba with every inch of my being

what

Me

Vicious Mockery

/r/competitiveoverwatch on JJoNaK, the New York Excelsior player currently outdamaging both team’s DPS… as Zenyatta.

I’ll go first; I’m a gay trans girl, I choose either Rosalina or Peach (usually Rosalina), and I always choose bike bc I hate myself