this really is the post of the decade imo

like at the end of return of the jedi everyone else is dancing and getting shitfaced on ewok booze and shooting off fireworks because they just trashed the empire for good and luke is like, i just watched my father die in my arms and then personally threw his body on a funeral pyre… time to party pass the vodka

Texting my gay cousin to watch good omens and he’s like “I only like shows that actually end with gayness. What’s the point otherwise” you think you’re fucking better than me?? While you sat around being repressed during the era when the gayest thing on tv was Stefon and Seth Meyers I slaved away for your rights on fanfiction dot net. Pay your dues and get baited like an adult.

There actually is a weird and wild difference between people who are coming into their gayness now when they have a smidgen of representativity, and those of us who grew up not being used to that. I’ll tell him I think any random character is gay and he’ll say “I wish, but there’s no reason to think that, they’ve never said anything about it”. Hello?? What are you talking about?? My reason is that I feel like it and my evidence is that I’m just in the mood for the 101 Dalmatians henchmen to be gay right now. Just go around interpreting as much gayness as you want out of the world, no one’s keeping track.

this cannot be real you can’t be serious

oh my god yes. this is exactly my feelings on it.