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ONLY 30 DOLLARS SO FAR

STILL NEED AT LEAST $120 TODAY‼️‼️

NEEDED NOW

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

Love it when a character is like “I can tell you’re trying to smooth talk me and I’m fully aware you’re trying to manipulate me but it’s working. Keep complimenting me.”

Ah, you’re trying to flatter me. My one weakness! Keep going.

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

i often feel like that one jerma clip where he goes like "AH. i forgot i was streaming i forgot i was playing a game i forgot i was sitting in a chair i forgot where i was"

never been seen in the same room together

you know why blood is red? my favorite color. all my decision

behind a drum set is an underrated place for a cuck chair

My little nephew is dying. I will never forgive anyone who ignores this.

We need 700 for my nephew's surgery. The operation is in a sensitive area of ​​his body and cannot be delayed. The surgery will determine his future ability to have children, and it must be done quickly while he is still young, before he grows older and suffers greatly, and may also be unable to have children. Please don't leave us alone. Help us! Donate to us.

Isn't what I've lost enough? Isn't it enough that I lost my mother, the most precious thing I had, because of the occupation? They prevented her from traveling, and she was sick with cancer. Or should I tell you about my brother, who was martyred in this war? He was the father of my nephew, who needs surgery. He was killed by a bullet to the head. Or my uncle, who was martyred, and half of my relatives and friends. I'm trying so hard not to lose my young nephew too. Please donate, don't let us down. Donate, donate! 💔😭

Someone has donated 25 euros, but we still need 675 euros. Please donate—I swear I am crying right now; I cannot bear this. Please, my nephew’s condition is heartbreaking; I feel as though he is breathing his last breaths. Please donate—my heart aches terribly. I hope one of you understands and helps me. Please donate. 😭💔

Friends, we still need €580 to get the surgery done for my nephew as soon as possible. Please, do not let me down, and do not let down a soul waiting for your help. I have great hope in you—please, please donate. 💔😭

Guys, we still need 550 euros for the surgery, and the deadline is tomorrow. Please, please don't let me down; please donate so we can go ahead with the procedure. You are our only hope. I hope someone who can help in any way sees this. Please, please donate—please donate. 😭💔

Everyone, we have only 12 hours left to raise the money and book the surgery for tomorrow morning. Please, please—we still need 545 euros. Please donate; don't leave me on my own. Time is running out. I hope we can raise the funds quickly before the deadline. Please don't abandon me—please donate. If we can't raise the money, the surgery won't be possible. Please donate!😭😭💔

Oh God, oh God—there are only five hours left until the surgery, and we still need 525 euros. Please, please save us—save my nephew. We have made all the preparations for the operation, but we haven't raised the money. Please don't let us down; you are our only hope. Please donate, please donate. 😭💔

The doctor called to tell us that the surgery has been delayed by another three hours, and we don't know what to do. We still need your help; please, please save us and donate. I hope to be able to get my nephew the surgery within the next three hours. Please donate. 💔💔😭

Guys, unfortunately, we couldn't perform the procedure today; it has been postponed until tomorrow. We still need 400 euros to go ahead with it. Please don't let me down—please donate, please donate. 💔😭

Everyone, someone has donated €20, but we still need €380 to cover the cost of my nephew's surgery. There are only 13 hours left before the procedure. Please, I don't want to miss his appointment like we did today. Please, I don't want him to die—his condition is extremely critical. Please, please donate, please donate. 💔😭

the problem is that carry on wayward son is really honestly quite a good song

proposal to replace the common usage of "chud" with "chump" so as to not throw around a word that means facist... it is better to have a chump son than a chud son but it still conveys the fact that he is a loser and you don't like him very much

like if you're looking for a word with a similar mouthfeel and loserly connotations you can slot into place where you or others have been using chud in a playful manner i think chump is just the ticket. fuck my chimp life okay my typo has spawned a beautiful new opportunity what is a chimp life and why wouldn't someone like to have one

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers