;^3

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.