;^3

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

narumitsu really is the greatest ship of all time. lawyer yaoi you will always be famous

shipping aside it's just an unbeatable setup for a character dynamic. what if one man's quest to make his completely inexplicable and extremely onesided obsession with his 4th grade best friend into something mutual was not only successful but took out several prominent corrupt bureaucrats as collateral damage.

so last year i started saying "im just a baby" to stop doom spirals which isnt ideal. infantalizing instead of comedic. next was "im just a guy" which is better, but downplays my involvement in a way i dont believe. so what im trying now is "im a fish." works great, like a flashbang to the mind. completely interrupts compulsive guilt. excited to see what effects this has on my psyche long term 🐠

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*