seize the fat one

thinking about tumblr's woke austin powers revisionism phase

watched the new season of king of the hill and cried at the thought of hank hill having to navigate a world with AI

summer always overstays Its welcome like a nasty elderly relative visiting on a weeknight

moved to the country over a year ago and still haven't found a replacement curly hairdresser and it's getting really bad like my shag is no longer shaggin. it's asexual at this point

i don't like that whenever people debate kids being on planes someone will always be like "they can't help crying, they're in agony cause their ears can't adjust to the pressure" but no one ever wants to question parents putting their children in that situation 99.9% of the time unnecessarily

wee boy in the ikea checkouts today kept screaming six-seven but he wasn't saying it like the meme way of "six-sevennnnnnn" he was doing it more like "SIX!!!! SEVEN! SIX!!!! SEVEN!" anyway before i forget happy international childfree day

madonna reposting an IWTV edit to her ig story is so good i think sam reid should play her in her biopic

in a quiet corner of keflavík airport farting so much

the bigfoot horror novel i took on my trip has turned out more israeli than expected

just lost my wee granda at 87 years old. he died laughing at the england game

in canada for the next 9 days and enjoying browsing the internet without a vpn so i can see more than cbeebies dot co dot uk