Spawn, artistic directions.

one thing you can do for lgbtq people during pride month is going to the "#me" tag on their tumblr profile and spam liking/reblogging their photos 🌈

if you hear slurpin don’t come a lurkin

spam likers will be blocked is still the funniest shit

my spam likers will inherit my kingdom and it’s riches

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

I think it's very important for people 30+ to still be sluts

Oh my god, did you guys hear??? Chappell Roan was at a big baseball match and instead of hitting the ball, she hit a Christian Baby?!? It was a home run, too.

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone