I’d Give Godzilla A Big Ol’ Hug @drmadmat - Tumblr Blog

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

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loveridden1999

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

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What if Mike was short for Micycle

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every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

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What if bike was short for bichael

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otselot7777777

the best devil ever actually

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toramona

Don’t know why this is sending me I’m with him

loathsomespider

basically the only time i see bad luck brian these days it's because he's having something terrible happen to his penis. which like, i get it, it happens to the best of us, but can he please call me some time other than when he's had his penis ripped off by penis gnomes? it really seems like he doesn't really value our friendship outside of being a rock to complain to, which is a shame, because i just got a great deal on a purchase from some penis gnomes

thrivinghigh

comm for lasthorix on twitter

sunderwight

media: we have an anti-authoritarian story for you!

me: sweet hit me with the good stuff

media: so there's this marginalized underclass of people, right?

me: okay

media: and they're like, stigmatized for something that's mostly an aspect of how they are born, or where they're from, or they're badly misunderstood, right?

me: yup, got it, I'm with ya

media: so these people are rebelling against the current social order, because it's the instrument of their suffering

me: oh good great sure

media: but also they're violent and deranged and need to be stopped

me: ...what

media: yeah they're going too far, they're trying to overthrow the system and assassinate the nice cop trying to help them and also they burned down an orphanage

me: ...why? would they burn down an orphanage??

media: extremism is bad

me: still not seeing what this has to do with their fight though???

media: also now they've shot a dog. oops they shot another dog

me: what?! why? I though their motive was to overthrow oppression??

media: yes but their suffering has also made them evil

me: ...???

media: don't worry though, the good guys will defeat them and restore the status quo

me: the status quo that's been killing people?

media: well it turns out it was only killing the kinds of awful people who burn down orphanages and shoot dogs :)

me: oh. this is actually a pro-authoritarian story, isn't it?

media: nooo of course not don't be sillyyyyyy we're super progressive look one of the cops is a black lady don't be sillyyyyyy

terryxsi

Overheard a 13 yr old explaining how jax was a trans lesbian to his dad at amc today

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uncertainlys

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

jame7t

fuck. I just had my amazing digital breakfast.

christianstepmoms

Terrible news! There's been a massive recall!

Prepare for your Amazing Digital Salmonella!

jame7t

Jesus Christ. I have to call my friends Jax, Pomni, Eel, Ragatha, Kingler, Crane, Zooble, Spiral, Whisper, Whimper, Dr. Curmudgeon, Cryptotheism, Hollow Mile, Randy, Dan Randy, Zooble, Zort, Grindr, Lucky, Fucker 2, Edwain, Sorceror, BattleMeal, Mr Beast, and all of the Amazing Digital Crew to warn them!!!

xenasaur

fucked up how little we know abt the first burning of the erdtree

xenasaur

things we're certain about:

?

things we can be pretty sure about:

melina was involved

?

xenasaur

things that are maybe related:

everyone sealed their doors with wax?

a lot of the city is just Missing

xenasaur

haha no but really what the fuck happened here

aflo

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

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strawberryblondie-locks

DOROHEDORO DAY

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

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some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish

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sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

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the post that keeps on giving (via @zenyeetaa):

#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

hayakawalove

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

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