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Alien: What are these stories you call “Urban Legends”? Human: I guess you could call them local stories or folklore. Alien: Why are they considered separate from your other tales? Human: More often they are specific events or entities that appear in a local area rather than a more global perspective; with the greater proportion taking place in what was once known as the “United States of America”. Alien: I guess that makes…..wait, what do you mean by “entities”? Human: Non-human creatures or beings, hence entity. Alien: Wouldn’t that fold these stories into more common mythology? Human: In time, and if the stories are kept alive, then sure. Human: Urban legends more often reflect stories that have happened within the last 50-100 years when they are considered too young to be full on myths but older than mere gossip. Alien: You are making this needlessly convoluted. Human: It makes sense after you hear a few that started out as Urban Legends. ---------------------------------

Alien: What is so scary about a man in a hat? Human: That is not just a man in a hat, but THE Hat Man. Alien: ….. Alien: Are you fraking with me? Human: No, no. Human: I mean that is their literal name, the hat man. Human: Story goes that some thirty plus kids in what was once called the “United States of America” all began drawing the same picture of a being they said to have interacted with. Alien: Is that uncommon? Human: It was when all the kids lived in different parts of the country yet still drew the same picture of the figure. Alien: And this is noteworthy to you because? Human: ….. Human: So it is perfectly normal for dozens of your children to all draw the same figure without ever coming in contact with each other? Alien: Yes. Human: Wait, really? Alien: We call them “Steve”. Human: …… Human: I have so many more questions. ------------------------

Human: There’s the story of the baby train. Alien: Is it a train made of babies? Human: No. Alien: Run by babies? Human: No. Alien: Does it run over- Human: NO! Alien: Then what? Human: Anytime the train would pass through town it would blow its whistle and there would be an increase in sexual activity thus resulting in higher birthrates. Alien: So it is more an orgy train. Human: I can see my culture is rubbing off on you. Alien: Probably a lot of rubbing off going on with that train. Human: Jesus Christ! -------------------------

Human: There were the Bunnyman incidents. Alien: Let me guess. Alien: A half-man half-bunny monster? Human: No, more like a guy in a bunny suit running up and attacking strangers with an axe. Alien: It’s really either an eldritch entity or a creep in a costume with you isn’t it? Human: Pretty much. ---------------------------

Human: Have you heard of the curse of Dean’s car? Alien: My people can fly, why would we use cars let alone hear of them? Human: Could’ve just said no. Alien: *Sigh Alien: Fine, what is this curse? Human: There was once an American actor called James Dean who was at the height of his popularity for the 1950’s until he died in a car crash. Alien: Was the curse the reason for the crash? Human: People still debate it, but the majority of the curse started after the crash when the wreck was sold and stripped for parts by various collectors. Human: Any car that had a part of Dean’s car in it would begin to act erratic and eventually crash on its own. Alien: What is with you humans using cursed items that are very clearly cursed? Human: We are masters of disbelief. Alien: That is not something to be proud of. ------------------------- Human: There’s the green children of Woolpit. Alien: And what were they? Human: Just two children who were green skin toned and claimed to have emerged from a cave. Alien: Zubargie; you humans will be startled by anything. Alien: There is nothing special or supernatural about children with green skin. Human: To be fair there was a lot of superstition about fay at the time so honestly it was a miracle they weren’t burned on sight. ------------------------

Alien: What is “Doveland Wisconsin”, and why is it listed here? Human: It was a town in Wisconsin that one day vanished off the face of the planet. Alien: An entire town vanishes and it doesn’t send up red flags? Human: It was the 90’s, shit like that happened every other week. -------------------------

Human: There once was an arcade game called “Polybius” that was described as “psychoactive, abstract, and dangerous.” Human: Children who played the game began reporting increased stress, suicidal thoughts, bouts of madness, and in numerous cases mass hallucinations. Alien: I take it the game flopped? Human: To the contrary, it was reported to have repeat gamers at it daily. Alien: How have I not heard of this if it was so successful? Human: Because despite having people claiming to have played the game in arcades there is no proof that it actually existed. Human: No surviving cabinets can be found, the publisher listed for the game is a mystery all of its own, and there are even reports of several of the cabinets being taken by supposed FBI agents in Portland, Oregon and removed without fanfare. Alien: So because of the lack of evidence it only further proves that it did exist? Human: Now you’re getting it. Alien: I hate your people so much. -------------------------

Human: There’s also Big Foot. Alien: How does one’s feet size qualify such notoriety? Human: Have you ever heard of “Onlyfans”? ---------------------------