This is a silly goose check in. Serious geese keep scrolling.

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

The really annoying thing about climate change is that most people arent smart enough to understand what "the average temperature will increase" means on temperature as a multivariable function of location and time. Some places will stay the same temp over time, some will be cooler over time, but there are some places that will get so hot over a short period of time that it brings the global average up just on its own. An average increase in temp by 2 degrees doesnt only mean itll get hotter where you are by 2 degrees. It means the temperature extremes will get so much worse as well. It also increases the energy in the weather by thousands of nukes worth, every weather event gets worse; typhoons, hurricanes, storms etc...

Pleeaaase please kiss me again I promise I won’t say poggers afterwards this time

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

I've never seen a more deserved cat slap

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

(flirting) i could be your problem