Uhh Yeah

fingering his plot hole

this site is so easy

Let's just cuddle naked and if it slips in, it slips in

Don’t flirt with me. I give crazy head

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

Another thing about the plummeting birth rate in America is that America is just not a pro-natalist country. No paid maternity leave. No paid paternity leave. Children are treated like burdens. Why the fuck would you have a kid if you’re seen as ‘flakey’ for leaving work early to go to their kindergarten graduation? When you live in this ultra individualistic capitalist hellscape, there is no room for a child.

Sit in my lap so I can finger you and tell you how pretty you are

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

the fact that i rejected napping as a kid makes me sick