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Delete this

This is literally the worst one I’ve ever seen

my headcanon for nick fury not calling captain marvel in right away is that they had a bet back in the 90s on how long nick will survive without her help. they bet on 30 years, and nick almost caved when battle of new york happened but that suicidal motherfucker yeeted the nuke into space so it was all good, no need for carol yet when he has the avengers, but then the avengers broke apart and nick silently prayed that theyd reunite to kick thanos’ ass but they failed and that is why he said “motherfucker” in disappointment at the end of infinity war, cause only 2 damn years left and he’d win the fuckin bet of the century but the Avengers had to go and Be The Worst At Everything and make him lose the stupid bet God dammit

i like how this implies that Nick Fury was more pissed off upon losing the bet than he was at fucking dying

you are a fool if you think nick fury doesnt have absolute control over his own life and death

what

I swear this is the best shit ever

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

I hate being a bio major bc I know exactly what this stupid picture is referring to

do tell