Befriend Your Local Isopod:)

Peperony and chease

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

Im not naked in the bath I am wearing the water Okay

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

Grease me up and put me in some metal pipes. Watch me slide around until I get stuck and die

do i have to watch can i go do something else

I thought you'd like it

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child