queefin around town

good morning does anyone need help carrying their heavy titties. or maybe getting stretched open raw

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

Nigga put ya dick on the phone

Thank you for coming to my this

What is that

My this #mythis

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

Why does Michael Myers hate his sister so much?

How the fuck the Jeepers Creepers alien nigga learn how to drive?

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

I looked so damn good for the Bey tour.. I need to recreate that makeup look.

Remember when Beyoncé opened the Renaissance tour with Dangerously In Love? I fucking cried. Both times! God I love her.