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I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.

It’s starting…

This reply is omenous and slightly terrifying

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

NPC Energy

Recently I was in a public place, chatting quietly with my friends, and this unattended child came out of nowhere and asked me to clarify one of the things I’d said. So I explained myself to this kid, and as soon as he got an answer, he turned around without saying anything and continued on his way. It really felt like he’d just walked up to me and pressed A. 

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

parks and rec had the best minor characters

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.

@junglethedrox 👀👀👀

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB

exactly

This is a real peripheral that literally exists in the world we live in. This wasn’t even hacked together. This was an official product.