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help i just heard the worst most heterosexual hallmark movie retail playlist ass song ever and i was thinking this is like if tswift was worse and right at that moment my 60 year old bostonian coworker turns to me beaming and goes This is the best taylor swift song its for the new toy story movie

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

honestly yall just gotta be comfortable reading books that make you feel stupid

read books that you don't understand. read books where you have to pay attention. read books that make you reread a page eight times to figure it out. read books that you need to take notes on. read books with words you have to google. read books that don't make sense without research on the setting. read books that make you feel stupid because otherwise you'll just be stupid.

accusing non-white non-impcore minorities of racefaking because they're simultaneously too literate and too communist for you... this shit is like if maoism-thirdworldism was a liberal hate movement lmao.

Mostly because it undermines their idea that The People ™️ living in the Global South all crave liberal democratic capitalism and communism is the sole delusion of white people living in the blessed world of democracies

People should go back to just killing politicians when they’re corrupt. As a society

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

extremely late to the party here, but i can now proudly confirm that markiplier acted his markipussy out of this movie as well.