in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

Happy wag it faggot friday everypuppy

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

no one has ever gone to the club

true club has never been tried

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

death to the united states of america

nsfw = nosfewatu