Sweet Child

he’s an unreliable narrator TO YOU. i believe him

love the way we finish each others' sentences. it's like we're soulmates or the beastie boys

*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

Wes Anderson's body of work gives the impression of someone who would've wanted to be french so bad and is coping as best as he can

and is “party rock” in the house with us tonight? 

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

lollll dude have you seriously not realized that all things are delicately interconnected yet? at your age?

The existence of New England suggests that a place called 'England' exists, which is ridiculous but funny to imagine.

[about to touch an electric wire fence] wait i'm scared. will you hold my hand? 🥺

im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle

5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it's when the walls are at their softest

for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of my whimsical nature, i make impulse decisions because i love spontaneity, i forget things from before because i live in the now, i get everywhere late because i'm a free spirit, my place is a mess because i'm a creative type, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my wallet in the oven

caught you containing multitudes bro lmao i love every glittering facet

sorry i slithered here from eden and am now outside your door. as if its my fault

nobody says “hey wise guy” or “what’s the big idea” anymore…reflects the sorry state of wisdom and big ideas in general