it tasted like damnation

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

This year for pride month I want trans people to be alive. Thank you.

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

It's so important to have nothing days.

But don't forget how important it is to have something days!!!

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”

having an emotional attachment to a fictional character by thinking about them 24/7 is like the adult version of having an imaginary friend

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

i love reading a great book…. like why am i gasping and talking to myself rn

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

who did you have to kill to get that URL